Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

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Anyone else think that there is more to the story than what leatherface says?

[mlagoo]

for some reason i thought this was funny:

I am going to be a goofball and assume you are serious and did not make this up. Also, I am going to assume you are not guilty of anything.

1st. tell your folks to think about three things.

1) If you were messing with your sister, would you be stupid enough to leave her panties in your room.

2) If you were messing with your sister, does it make sense to have a naked screamathon in the shower while spanking her butt, all load enought to ENSURE Mom and Dad would come running?

3)Then ask then what you have ever done to make them suspect that you would even do this to your little sister.

Tell them if they don't trust you, that you will have to move out. I don't know how you could stay if they didn't trust you.

My guess, though is that you and your buddies made this story up as a joke. I just thought I 'd respond on the off chance that this actually happened and that you are in a tough spot.

Good luck or drop dead, depending on whether your post is a lie or not.

[cking]

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I am going to be a goofball and assume you are serious and did not make this up. Also, I am going to assume you are not guilty of anything.

1st. tell your folks to think about three things.

1) If you were messing with your sister, would you be stupid enough to leave her panties in your room.

2) If you were messing with your sister, does it make sense to have a naked screamathon in the shower while spanking her butt, all load enought to ENSURE Mom and Dad would come running?

3)Then ask then what you have ever done to make them suspect that you would even do this to your little sister.

Tell them if they don't trust you, that you will have to move out. I don't know how you could stay if they didn't trust you.

My guess, though is that you and your buddies made this story up as a joke. I just thought I 'd respond on the off chance that this actually happened and that you are in a tough spot.

Good luck or drop dead, depending on whether your post is a lie or not.

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worst reply yet tbh

[boomshakalaka]

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I am going to be a goofball and assume you are serious and did not make this up. Also, I am going to assume you are not guilty of anything.

1st. tell your folks to think about three things.

1) If you were messing with your sister, would you be stupid enough to leave her panties in your room.

2) If you were messing with your sister, does it make sense to have a naked screamathon in the shower while spanking her butt, all load enought to ENSURE Mom and Dad would come running?

3)Then ask then what you have ever done to make them suspect that you would even do this to your little sister.

Tell them if they don't trust you, that you will have to move out. I don't know how you could stay if they didn't trust you.

My guess, though is that you and your buddies made this story up as a joke. I just thought I 'd respond on the off chance that this actually happened and that you are in a tough spot.

Good luck or drop dead, depending on whether your post is a lie or not.

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wtf... you pretty much paraphrased OJ's book and adapted it to this guy molesting his lil sister. This is clearly the best way to prove his innocense to his parents.

[blackjack777]

This is a funny story to most of us, but it probably is very standard to brothers and sisters living in Arkansas.

[AntonHeat]

ahahahah was anyone else picturing this in there head then started laughing hard. Wow this is def a beat. pwned. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[themandude]

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this reminds me of the time my parents walked in on my sister and i having sex

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ROFL

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LOL

[Golden_Rhino]

Dude, stop slapping your 11 yr old sisters naked ass and you won't have these problems.

Pervert.

[Will.]

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for some reason i thought this was funny:



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[censored] awesome.