Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

wowwwwwwww

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

this is incredibly stupid

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

c+

wtf are chest curls??? flys???

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

Thinly veiled brag?

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Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

this could be epic

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

oh my jesus christ i dont know whether to laugh or cry i am so sorry this has to suck really hard and will never be something you guys can sit back and laugh at run on sentence good luck

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

Well played, I'm sure many other BBVers will use this line.

Re: Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister
 

This is hilarious. Your sister will tell the truth.

[censored] pervert