Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[FilthyLarry]

"this isnt what it looks like....."

[absoludicrous]

lolmolestaments.

[smellmuth]

IN BEFORE 40 PAGE THREAD

[CaptainBusto]

offer your mom 2 or 3 wii games, and she'll probably drop the whole thing. just dont sitck any molten butter on her cooter.

[NoMeansYes_]

wow if this is original this is A+ stuff

[DING-DONG YO]

How traumatized is your sister going to be when your dad has to sit her down and ask if you "touched" her. She isn't going to know exactly what he's talking about so then he'll have to explain and she'll get more confused and you'll all end up in therapy. Lawls.

And absoluridisisi, whatever. You went from being solid BBV top 5 to horrible in a matter of months. New record, I think.

[Dan87]

one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

[Chump Change]

So, are you sitting in you room right now waiting for your dad to give you the ol' "eye for an eye" molestament punishment? Updates plz piz if possible.

[0evg0]

Capt Busto is owning this thread

[selurah]

Hahaha. This [censored] is classic.