literary pokerism

[Kwaz]

Preflop isn't hard.
There's another five more cards.
Any two will do.


Why would you raise there?
You know villian is bluffing.
Let him keep bluffing.

I'm waiting to raise.
I've got this [censored] donk beat.
Oh [censored]. He 3-bet.

[RedBaron__]

A good downswing is like a good hangover. It can improve the quality of your life/game.

[Guruman]

wait, do I read that as [censored], or fk?

[seitz88]

I checkraised his ass
but of course he raised me back
his aces to my kings

[Mossberg]

foolish and stubborn
limit is our game

unlimited version
just puts us to shame

the variance, much worse
it makes you insane

mind-numbing downswings
do we play for a gain?

and one more bet
is all that it takes

to lose your life
or make the nut straight

(ok I'm high)

[AdamL]

Wow, Moss, that was pretty damn good. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[VickreyAuction]

how is daniel no 2's poem not in here?

[dchz]

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Wow, Moss, that was pretty damn good. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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[Municipal Hare]

Fellow in dark glasses out on the street at dusk yesterday
Held in his smashed fingers the loosening masking tape over a cup of change which read BLIND
I stole it

[inferno]

I can never beat this game, [censored] this game,
lets play the game