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Here is some funny chat. I had AQ and he had A5 or something flop came AAx
fishy: I had the three aces... i better get my MONEY>>>>>> nutz: he won with the higher kicker fishy: how many times has that happened??? jay: lmao fishy: lmao my ass jay: do you not understand basic rules or what? jay: i mean, not to be a XXXX, but whats the problem? fishy: it was not full I had 3 aces>>> he did not randomplayer: get over it he did have three aaa fishy: i had three aces too..... fishy: hoe the XXXX does that happen only 4 in a deck. fishy: they will get the money switched so get ready to be a little light in the AM..... |
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#52
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Was he freakin serious?
God, how do these people not know they're donators!?! |
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#53
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I would just love to get my hands on the email-exchange between that dude and the support-crew...
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#54
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hoe the XXXX does that happen only 4 in a deck [/ QUOTE ] This whole sentence is freakin hilarious. |
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#55
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LOL. How is it even possible for someone to be that retarded? I would say he had to be kidding, but sadly I doubt he was.
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#56
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"pot odds don't matter in online poker"
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#57
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playing 6 max the other day the final board was 66T6J. I was heads up on the river out of possition, i check and the other player check behind, and he showed down the 4th 6 for quad sixes. I asked him why he didnt bet his quads and he said he didnt think i would have called...hahah (dont recall if he bet the turn or not)
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#58
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One of the funniest things I ever heard was during an argument between some guy from Austin and another from England. The guy from Austin actually said..."you think you can outplay me? This game is called TEXAS Hold 'em, I'm FROM TEXAS BUDDY!" LOL so am I, and was ashamed to admit it that morning. [/ QUOTE ] Funny, but he screwed it up. The correct line is, "Well, they don't call it (insert present location) Hold'em, do they?" One of my good friends brought this one out in Mississippi after a massive suckout. He said you could almost see the table tilt. |
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#59
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"Dude, without a doubt, xxxxx is a bot. Look at him, he only plays like, a fourth of his hands." [/ QUOTE ] I had this happen to me once. Some guy kept stealing my blinds and I got upset but I was getting crap cards so I never defended. So I added my entire bankroll to the table to see if it would demand some respect from him. He noticed RIGHT AWAY and started going on and on about it. I also did not have chat enabled because of cussing, so I couldn't talk to him. But after about 15 minutes of him watching me closely now and seeing my tight-aggressive style he tells the table "He's a bot for sure. Look, he won't even answer me. He has all the money and he keeps playing tight-aggressive! I'm reporting you! You've just been reported for being a bot!" He kept "explaining" to the table that I'll play few hands but play them very aggressively. Some people didn't even know what a bot was. This guy felt so smart. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] HAHAHAHA. Yes I added him to my buddy list and now that my chat is enabled I will look for him and go laugh at him. |
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ZenMusician (K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img])
Villain: (??) Board: J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Godzilla sized pot as we raised like infinity times. Villain shows (A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]) Villain: Nice reraising with crap! ZenMusician: I'm still learning Villain: Well...learn about EV!! It was -EV to bet that way! ZenMusician: What is EV? Villain: There's a good video on BillFillmaff.com ZenMusician: I don't have internet #1: LOL! #2: haha #3 LMAO! #4 dude I just spit beer!! |
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