Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
 

One of my personal favorites was when someone gets argumentative about your play on a winning hand, you can reply "Shhhh...I'm stacking your chips" ... lol

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The best I can remember:

Player 1 : "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Player 2 : "try coffee"

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One of my personal favorites was when someone gets argumentative about your play on a winning hand, you can reply "Shhhh...I'm stacking your chips" ... lol

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Board: KKQJx
Player 1: KQo
Player 2: A9s

Player 2: "WTF? How did I lose with the nine-to-ace straight??? I hate Party."

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Someone having the worst hand on every street, then it going to showdown and they complain that you outdrew them. You peek at the hand history and laugh.

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"Dude, without a doubt, xxxxx is a bot. Look at him, he only plays like, a fourth of his hands."

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“I got nuttin but game, and you are scared”

“I’m your daddy and you know it”

“You want a piece of me… or your ego? The choice is yours…1k Freeze out, or hang your head in shame”

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One of the funniest things I ever heard was during an argument between some guy from Austin and another from England.

The guy from Austin actually said..."you think you can outplay me? This game is called TEXAS Hold 'em, I'm FROM TEXAS BUDDY!"

LOL so am I, and was ashamed to admit it that morning.

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One player at the table was juicyv_gina. Ejeculator says "hey, juicy, we should get together, it'd be quite a mess"

I hadn't noticed either of their names, but when I did, I laughed pretty good.

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Happened today.

After a guy bullyied a player out of a pot he said "I play like a hooker from Berlin. Loose and aggressive." ... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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"i'd beat you up in real life for that call" after i win calling with Q high.