Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[Tha Stunna]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a lamprey?

One of them has extensive knowledge of case law, while the other one is a marine animal.

What do you call a place where a lawyer has been shot?

A murder scene.

What do you call a shark that ate a lawyer?

A carnivore.

Did you hear about the hostage situation? A man took twelve lawyers hostage; the situation is still unresolved.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, as long as they have a ladder.