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El Diablo 05-17-2006 09:22 PM

Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
Elephant jokes - I find all these stupid jokes hilarious.

GambleGamble 05-17-2006 09:34 PM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?




Cuz theres twenty of em

DoubleDown 05-17-2006 10:09 PM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
so this old woman came into the clinic 2 weeks ago with a pretty embarassing problem.

'doctor, i've been farting all the time recently, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. in fact, since i've been here, i've farted no less than twenty times. what can i do?'

'here's a prescription ma'am. take these pills three times a day for 2 weeks and then come back to see me.'

2 weeks go by, and the woman marches back in, all in a huff. 'doctor, i dont know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse!! i'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! what do you have to say for yourself?'

'aright now, calm down ma'am ... ... ... now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!'

DemonDeac 05-17-2006 11:27 PM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
what do you call cheese that doesnt belong to you???






























nacho cheese

DemonDeac 05-17-2006 11:27 PM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
what do gay horses eat??






































haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

gilbert 05-18-2006 12:55 AM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
most yo momma jokes.

Our House 05-18-2006 01:07 AM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
GG,

I think Michael Jackson jokes should have their own thread.


Did you hear that MJ called up Boyz II Men?
He thought it was an escort service.


What did MJ say to Lorena Bobbitt?
"Silly Bobbitt, dicks are for kids."


What do MJ and Elton John sing together?
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.


What's MJ's favorite college?
Bringham Young.


Did you hear that MJ got food poisoning?
He ate a 9-year-old weiner.

rwanger 05-18-2006 01:36 AM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
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Elephant jokes - I find all these stupid jokes hilarious.

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You missed one:

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Grape.
Grape who?

Gray poo comes from gray elephants.

MicroBob 05-18-2006 01:47 AM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
Robert Smith at a Cure concert I attended:

Knock Knock.
who's there.
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Our House 05-18-2006 02:15 AM

Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious
 
Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK


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