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Old 01-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Roy Munson Roy Munson is offline
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

Two players discussing how good of a magazine CardPlayer is.
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:07 AM
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

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Two players discussing how good of a magazine CardPlayer is.

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And that's funny because?
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Old 01-23-2006, 09:13 AM
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

Playing limit Omaha $1/$2

A raising war between 2 players ends up in every single round being capped. Player 1 shows the nuts (an Ace high flush) and takes down a nice pot.

Player 2 goes bezerk, "WTF I had the best hand on every street! This site is rigged etc etc"

Hand history reveals just what he was dealt :

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Old 01-23-2006, 08:43 PM
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

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Playing limit Omaha $1/$2

A raising war between 2 players ends up in every single round being capped. Player 1 shows the nuts (an Ace high flush) and takes down a nice pot.

Player 2 goes bezerk, "WTF I had the best hand on every street! This site is rigged etc etc"

Hand history reveals just what he was dealt :

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But didn't everyone make that mistake the first time they played Omaha? I know i sure as hell did.
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:55 PM
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

When I was playing stud one guy who started with a pair of nines lost to a pair queens which improved to trips. The guy with the nines said, "Nice outdraw you donkey."
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

Last month I beat a calling station out of several pots on Party. He got upset and warned everybody to watch out for me as I was a poor player because I only played "good cards."
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Old 01-23-2006, 11:03 PM
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Default Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.

not quite funny. just stupid....

player "blondbus" shows her JJ which loses to BB's pocket 93 that turned into a FH
flop 293, turn Q, river 9

Blondbus: "damn river beat me again..."
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:03 AM
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Hahahaah LOL for real.

Damn, I can't stop!
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:07 AM
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hahah.
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:26 AM
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hahaha. $
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