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Completely drunk in New Orleans, and ask an apparent local to be taken to a 'real blues bar'. He did. After about 20 minutes of walking I just handed him my wallet and said 'I just want to make it back to my hotel, please'. He laughed, gave it back, we turned a corner and there was the blues bar. I went in, bought him a couple beers, listened to some music, and had a cab called to take me back to my hotel. KO [/ QUOTE ] This makes little sense. |
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[ QUOTE ] Completely drunk in New Orleans, and ask an apparent local to be taken to a 'real blues bar'. He did. After about 20 minutes of walking I just handed him my wallet and said 'I just want to make it back to my hotel, please'. He laughed, gave it back, we turned a corner and there was the blues bar. I went in, bought him a couple beers, listened to some music, and had a cab called to take me back to my hotel. KO [/ QUOTE ] This makes little sense. [/ QUOTE ] Cliff notes: I went on a walking tour of some of the rougher parts of New Orleans basically by myself.... Mr. Drunk Tourist. (thinking back maybe it wasn't the rougher parts, but it felt like it to me, being alone and all) |
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Smashed Mailboxes
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I broke into house in 4th grade to steal playboys and 2 cans of beer. I also stole money from the restaurant I worked at when I was 16, I did that by manipulating the computer system and being able to void orders I had already sent out. They caught me after I had stolen about 1k. This was really embarrassing when I got caught.
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From age 13-20 I probably stole something every day, either at work or at a store. I smoked for free for 5 years. I took cash out of registers. I have a 150,000 sports card collection that is 90% stolen. CD's, video games, golf clubs, electronics, you name it. I misswiped things and sold them to people for cash. I walked TV's out of a certain store like they bought them and helped people load them in their car for cash. I worked in a pharmacy for a while and stole tons of pills that I would take or sell. I really wish that this was it, but I think you got the idea. I had a 100 schemes and they all worked. For 7-8 years I never got caught. I finally got caught just before I turned 21 (thank god), and I have not stolen since. That was 10 years ago, and when I look back it makes me sick to think I was that big of an idiot. I also had a few 15 year old girls when I was 19 that upon reflection were pretty bad as well. Well, at least one of them was bad. [/ QUOTE ] Did you go to jail? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Completely drunk in New Orleans, and ask an apparent local to be taken to a 'real blues bar'. He did. After about 20 minutes of walking I just handed him my wallet and said 'I just want to make it back to my hotel, please'. He laughed, gave it back, we turned a corner and there was the blues bar. I went in, bought him a couple beers, listened to some music, and had a cab called to take me back to my hotel. KO [/ QUOTE ] This makes little sense. [/ QUOTE ] Cliff notes: I went on a walking tour of some of the rougher parts of New Orleans basically by myself.... Mr. Drunk Tourist. (thinking back maybe it wasn't the rougher parts, but it felt like it to me, being alone and all) [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, New Orleans can get pretty ghetto looking even a few blocks off the main path. That's for sure. Still, I've never heard of the "take out your wallet and hand it to a guy" tactic. That must have struck your guide by surprise. |
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Was about 11 years old. Me and a buddy were throwing rocks at a hornets nest that was the size of a basketball. We were in his driveway throwing into the neighbors pine tree. After a couple good hits the tree is swarming so we dart to the front yard. Neighbor girl (year older) comes whistling down the street, heres how it went...
Her: "Whatcha doin'?" Me: "Playing hidin seek." Her: "Can I play?" Me: "Uh..Yeah but you have to be it first." Her: "Ok, wheres base?" Me God forgive me)"The big pine tree in Mrs. Smiths's back yard."Her:"Ok go hide and I'll go count to 10." Me: "Make sure you count all the way to 10 and no peeking." 30 seconds later... Her: "1,2, ow ouch arghh arghhhhhh ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGHGHG HELP HELP GET THEM OFF HELP ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." ME heart beating out of my chest,fear welling up in my belly.) "What happened??? You ok?" as she is running all the way home swatting every part of her body. Few minutes later ambulance shows up and takes her to the hospital. Yellow tail hornets and she was allergic.Not too proud of that one, even though it was a genius plan. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Completely drunk in New Orleans, and ask an apparent local to be taken to a 'real blues bar'. He did. After about 20 minutes of walking I just handed him my wallet and said 'I just want to make it back to my hotel, please'. He laughed, gave it back, we turned a corner and there was the blues bar. I went in, bought him a couple beers, listened to some music, and had a cab called to take me back to my hotel. KO [/ QUOTE ] This makes little sense. [/ QUOTE ] Cliff notes: I went on a walking tour of some of the rougher parts of New Orleans basically by myself.... Mr. Drunk Tourist. (thinking back maybe it wasn't the rougher parts, but it felt like it to me, being alone and all) [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, New Orleans can get pretty ghetto looking even a few blocks off the main path. That's for sure. Still, I've never heard of the "take out your wallet and hand it to a guy" tactic. That must have struck your guide by surprise. [/ QUOTE ] I thought for sure I was gonna turn a corner and 3 of his friends were going to come out of the shadows. I'm a wuss, and didn't want to get beat up. KO |
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gwhiz,
You just got unlucky. This was pure genius. |
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A year ago I was drunk and [censored] all over the wall of my bathroom, I let my then girlfriend of one week clean it. Afterwards I felt pretty bad, but realised she was a keeper. [/ QUOTE ] Is this the same "marrying stock" woman? |
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