Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[sigh]

A duck walks into a bar and says "hey bartender. got any grapes?" The bartender says "Nope, dont have any grapes". So the duck leaves.

The duck goes back the next day and says " hey bartender, got any grapes?" The bartender says, "Nope, dont have any grapes".

The next day the duck goes back and says "hey bartender, got any grapes?" The bartender says, "look duck, I've told you we dont have any grapes here, if you come in again and ask for grapes, Im gonna nail your feet to the bar!" So the duck leaves.

A couple days later the duck walks back into the bar and says "hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says "uhh no, dont have any nails".

The duck says "got any grapes"?

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