You know you're on tilt when...

[Spleen]

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You leave a table and the table immediately empties.
Then those players suddenly appear next to you on your other table(s).

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I was wondering what the hell was going on. I am such a [censored] fish.

[James282]

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when you think about going to a casino and betting the night's losses on 1 hand.

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I am 2/3 on this strategy after a live loss.
-James

[QuentinCompson]

you start playing one dollar hands of blackjack

[bhiatt]

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You move up 4 limits in 2 hours to make back what you lost on the lower limits...


MDoranD

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Brilliant.

[pokergrader]

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you start playing multiple 200 dollar hands of blackjack at a time

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FYP

[RickyG]

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The number of cigarettes you smoked is greater than the number of hands you played.

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100% accurate.

[sweetjazz]

your acting career has hit rock bottom.

[Anders]

Michael Madsen breaks your [censored] kneecap!

[KSOT]

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I tell myself "doing X here is bad", and then do it.

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[RedAces7]

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You play a hand to showdown, And lose.
The villian had a better hand on every street. The villian took a big pot from you. The villian made no mistakes you can think of.

Still you mutter to yourself out loud "[censored]ing fish"

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HAHAHA that really made me laugh nice one.