Why are you going to Hell?

[Isura]

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No..they got married n had kids

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But you banged her first right?

[CharlieDontSurf]

not my kids lol...but yes all 3 holes..and he had been getting handjobs n bj's for the last 2-3 years waiting for her to marry him so he could bone her.

[Warik]

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when you're processed at the gates, right below the big All Hope Abandon sign, and they show you the form, explain what's checkboxed and circled in red ink.

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If Hell exists and I end up there, it'll most likely be because I'm an atheist who, if he ever greeted by God and told he was wrong, would probably berate Him on the horrible job He's done with planet Earth and humans in general rather than drop to his knees and beg for forgiveness.

Other than that, I'm an exemplary human being who would otherwise go straight to Heaven. Sucks eh?

[NutCrackerr]

This morning, I drowned a mouse.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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screwing my frat "brother's" fiancee

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Trip report?

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He was a dick who went out of his way to haze me...I decided at the end of pledging that I was going to move to the Caymans...had always got along well with his finace-plus it was obvious she was into me--she was really cute but kind of shy and insecure. She had sex only once in high school then decided to wait till she was married..not sure why. They had been engaged for like 6 months..dating since freshman year...told her about me deciding to leave...we got stoned...and over the last week of school/hazing/pledging I did her in just about every position possible I could think of..including from behind behind.

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Nice way to pay him back. Hope you rubbed his face in it.

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No he rubbed her face in it

[samjjones]

I told Han Solo his Tauntaun would freeze before he reached the first marker.

[SmileyEH]

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sex with goat

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But on feast of Schurik...is compelled.