Mad-Libs with PokerBob

[PokerBob]

PokerBob picks up a drunken friend and heads to the card room. PokerBob is in seat 1. hot dealer sits down to deal.

HotDealer: "Hello"
PokerBob: "How are you?"
HD: "Good"
PB: "What's new?
HD: "Nothing much. Where have you been?"
PB: "I was in Vegas for a week."
HD: "How'd you do?"
PB: "Pretty well."
HD: "Did you meet any hot girls in Vegas."
PB:

[Jihad]

Yes, actually, a ton. Every time I go to LV I can't believe how many beautiful women there are, from all parts of the world. You would fit right in.

[shant]

PB: "I don't meet bitches. Bitches meet me."

[DMBFan23]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerBob picks up a drunken friend and heads to the card room. PokerBob is in seat 1. hot dealer sits down to deal.

HotDealer: "Hello"
PokerBob: "How are you?"
HD: "Good"
PB: "What's new?
HD: "Nothing much. Where have you been?"
PB: "I was in Vegas for a week."
HD: "How'd you do?"
PB: "Bad. I actually lost my shirt. true story. You should have seen it...me, walking down the strip naked...quite the event"
HD: "Did you meet any hot girls in Vegas."
PB: "If by 'meet' you mean 'ogle on stage,' then yeah, I guess so"

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of course she needs to know you're joking. But, TBH, it doesnt really matter what you say.

[GambleGamble]

Cheesy - Not as hot as you
Gross - Only the ones I paid to have sex with
Indifferent - Meh
Gay - There were tons of em at La Cage

[Georgia Avenue]

PB: Inside?

[DMBFan23]

[ QUOTE ]
PB: "I don't meet bitches. Bitches meet me."

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HAHAHAHA. best if you refer to yourself in the third person while you deliver it.

[Shajen]

PB: Shut up and deal.

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
PB: Shut up and deal.

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we may have a winner.

[Madtown]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PB: "I don't meet bitches. Bitches meet me."

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HAHAHAHA. best if you refer to yourself in the third person while you deliver it.

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Yeah, it really should be:

PB: Daddy doesn't meet bitches. Bitches meet Daddy.