Funny/strange things that have happened during sex...

[thing85]

These "sex stories" threads tend to be some of the best on OOT (I'm referring specifically to the one about the "worst visuals from your girlfriend" thread), so I thought I'd start one.

Last year, my girlfriend and I were having sex, and while we were going at it pretty rough in doggy style position, I was leaning over too far and for some reason she jerked her head up and it smashed into my nose. I was in too much pain to continue and later (the next day) found out that my nose was actually broken. That [censored] sucked a lot.

Another time, we starting [censored] in the shower and as I went to make the water hotter, I broke off the knob. The water was way too hot at that point and we couldn't turn it down without the knob. We had to stop, and I had to go find a screwdriver to fix it.

I either suck or just have bad luck sometimes. Anyway, what are some funny/strange/painful things that have happened to you during sex?

[Catch of the Day]

In highschool mind you...

Party out at a local camping spot we all used to go to.

In the back of a truck with no shell. Think sleeping bags under the stars thing.

Wasted.

Removing her pantelones. I stand up to get leverage.

Pants give.

I go flying backwards off the back of the truck.

Land head first into the bumper of the car nearest us.

POW! 9 staples.

Wasn't during sex. But I fully intended to get it on had I been conscious.

I guess I still had a hold of her pants too.

[sushijerk]

What's a shell?

This is going to sound uber gay:

At my gf's dorm, and we were basically going for a clothes-on quickie since we had head out soon. Winamp was random, and all of a sudden "Music of the Night" from Phantom Of the Opera comes on, at which point all I could think about was the scene from the play, lose my erection, and could not get it back up for the life of me. It was like reverse viagra.

[LionelHutz00]

it was her first orgasm and she squirted girl-cum high enough to hit the ceiling.

[jzpiano]

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it was her first orgasm and she squirted girl-cum high enough to hit the ceiling.

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is that a turn on? I dunno how I would feel about something like that....

[Thremp]

Passed out on grilfriend during sex. Twice. She wasn't pleased the next morning and I could never figure out why.

[Yo Adrians!]

Oral sex in high school.

She's giving me a blow job after school at her parents' house while watching 'The Distinguished Gentleman.'

As I cum, I feel her head jerk.

She pulls away, I look down.

Yup. She puked. On my nutz.

And with a mixture of puke and cum around her mouth, and her 'cute little lisp', she mutters,

'Saw-rey Jay-son, I still wuv you.'

Priceless. And it made for a good story by my best man at my wedding, to another girl, who, to this day, has never puked on my junk.

[keikiwai]

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Passed out on grilfriend during sex. Twice. She wasn't pleased the next morning and I could never figure out why.

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Tell her to take the plastic bag off your head sooner. Damn you're kinky.

[PoBoy321]

I went with my girlfriend to her senior prom and their beach weekend after. One night, we were drunk and started fooling around in one of the rooms (all the rooms had two beds because we were too cheap/broke to get our own). Anyway, we start going at it and after a few minutes, we hear something in the bed next to us. It turned out that one of her friends had passed out in the bed and we didn't notice him. Thankfully he didn't wake up because I was way too far into it (pun intended) at that point to stop. Eventually, he found out about it and a great laugh was had by all.

[jzpiano]

I'm banging an old gf back in high school, at my house parents had left. She's giving me a BJ and just as I'm cumming I hear my mom coming up the stairs yelling at me because she knows what's going on, so I'm running my naked ass to the door to shut it while I'm cumming all over the place....she came back to get cups for a school dance for my sister she was working.

Worst day ever... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]