3 minutes to live... what do you do?

Patrick Duffy · #1 04-21-2006, 10:44 PM

You find out (for one reason or another) that you have exactly 3 minutes to live. It is an absolute truth that you will die in 180 seconds, no doubt about it. You are sitting exactly where you are right now. What do you do? Who do you call? Who do you send a PM to?

guids · #2 04-21-2006, 10:46 PM

Im guessing no one is going to answer anything but...masturbate.

Patrick Duffy · #3 04-21-2006, 10:49 PM

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Allright, but what about for the other 2:15? Also, could you honestly get it up knowing you were going to die in 3 minutes?

A_C_Slater · #4 04-21-2006, 10:50 PM

Run outside, take off all my clothes, lay down on the grass and stare up at the Sun/stars.

shant · #5 04-21-2006, 10:50 PM

Rub one out.

Edit: Rub two out. Try for three.

guids · #6 04-21-2006, 10:50 PM

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Allright, but what about for the other 2:15? Also, could you honestly get it up knowing you were going to die in 3 minutes?

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With the pope and my family in the room.

Patrick Duffy · #7 04-21-2006, 10:52 PM

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Allright, but what about for the other 2:15? Also, could you honestly get it up knowing you were going to die in 3 minutes?

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With the pope and my family in the room.

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Trip report for this would be clutch.

T.J. Combo · #8 04-21-2006, 10:52 PM

Light up a cigarette so that I create a temporal disturbance. Since it is generally accepted that every cigarette takes 7 minutes off your life, smoking a cigarette would mean that I have -4 minutes to live, meaning I would have already died, but I am still living.

gorie · #9 04-21-2006, 10:52 PM

cry & grab onto something.

(and obviously inform my family/ bf if possible, in case they weren't aware)

LeatherFace · #10 04-21-2006, 10:59 PM

Run to my fridge and start chowing down anything that tastes good.

edited to add that I would also start breaking everything, i would throw my plates across the room at the wall and into the windows and smash my computer on the floor it would be awesome.