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Old 04-19-2006, 10:20 PM
Emmitt2222 Emmitt2222 is offline
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Default No drinking = bad beat

I just found out that I have this thing called Barret's esophogus which results from years of acid reflux. Its a pre-cancerous condition so from now on I am on a diet where I can rarely drink alcohol for the rest of my life. I just turned 21 and didnt have much of a drinking career before this so I'm pretty bummed.

On top of that April will almost certainly go down as the worst month of my poker career. Bummer. I think everyone at 2+2 should have a drink in my honor, or several.
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:27 PM
Lj. Lj. is offline
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Default Re: No drinking = bad beat

What a bad beat, i love my booze!

Looks like you'll just have to do lots of drugs instead.
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:38 PM
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Default Re: No drinking = bad beat

You know what the solution is: alcohol enemas!
http://members.aol.com/OldRope/etohenma.htm
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:40 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Default Re: No drinking = bad beat

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You know what the solution is: alcohol enemas!
http://members.aol.com/OldRope/etohenma.htm

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Two weeks from now:
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I just found out that I have this thing called Barret's ass-sphyncter...

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Old 04-19-2006, 10:40 PM
d-baggery d-baggery is offline
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Default Re: No drinking = bad beat

Get this: AWOL

Inhale any alcohol.
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