Electronic toilets and the courtesy flush...

[Jerkoff]

When I visit a public or office restroom, it's typically just to jerk one out. But, from time-to-time, I do find the need to pinch a loaf.

But damn, I'm laying limburger loafs lately and I often find myself needing to give myself a curtesy flush to save myself from...well...myself.

So I reach around to hit the level of sustained life, but what do I find more times then not? I freakin' LED light! What the [censored] am I suppose to do now? Crap is steaming from between my legs and there is no releif afforded me? WTF?

How the [censored] am I suppose to courtesy flush with these damn electronic toilets??? I've tried waving my hand in front of the sensor, but half the time it doesn't work and all I end up with it crap on the side of my ass.

WTF WTF WTF?!?!?!?!?!

I thought advances in technology where suppose to make my life better.

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[sushijerk]

Shift your body away from the sensor for a couple of seconds.

[Soul Daddy]

Are you sure it doesn't have a button to force a manual flush?

[Яәad]

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Are you sure it doesn't have a button to force a manual flush?

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some do not all

[mrkilla]

theres a button on top of every motion censor toliet I ever been on.

[bisonbison]

theres a button on top of every motion censor toliet I ever been on.

[Jerkoff]

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theres a button on top of every motion censor toliet I ever been on.

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Well, I just visited the local depository and while all the stalls where taken, following some breif conversation, I was able to obtain information which leads me to believe that this 'feature' was ommited from the production line on the model in question.

I am waiting for first hand confirmation though.

[IlliniLou]

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When I visit a public or office restroom, it's typically just to jerk one out. But, from time-to-time, I do find the need to pinch a loaf.

But damn, I'm laying limburger loafs lately and I often find myself needing to give myself a curtesy flush to save myself from...well...myself.

So I reach around to hit the level of sustained life, but what do I find more times then not? I freakin' LED light! What the [censored] am I suppose to do now? Crap is steaming from between my legs and there is no releif afforded me? WTF?

How the [censored] am I suppose to courtesy flush with these damn electronic toilets??? I've tried waving my hand in front of the sensor, but half the time it doesn't work and all I end up with it crap on the side of my ass.

WTF WTF WTF?!?!?!?!?!

I thought advances in technology where suppose to make my life better.

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this entire post is pure hilarity

[peterchi]

This reminds me of a story:

So I'm at an amusement park, and my buddy and I need to go to the bathroom. We both gotta do a #2. So we get in there, and there's only one stall open, so my friend lets me take it.

Well I get into the stall, and there's a nice leftover turd still in the toilet, staring at me. As I try and flush it down, I discover that the toilet is an auto-flusher. I spend like 30 seconds looking for the button to flush, and can't find it.

As I'm doing that, I hear some giggling coming from... above. I look up, and see two little kids peering over from the next stall, and as soon as they see me looking at them, they jump back down out of sight.

Apparently these little gremlins wanted to laugh at me while I was taking a dump.

So finally I get the toilet to flush by jumping around it repeatedly, and sit down to do my business. And as I'm going, I'm thinking, "those little bastards... I'll give them something to look at."

So I take a wad of toilet paper, fill it with a gift from my ass hole, and chuck it over into the other stall.

But then... instead of hearing the reaction of two little kids, I hear a "WTF Chi???"

I look over the stall and discover that the kids had left and I just hit my friend with my toilet-paper-ball-of-[censored].