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Old 04-17-2006, 01:39 PM
traz traz is offline
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Default Pre-trip report....Am I a douche?

Ok. In a few days, once my exams are over, my friend is coming to visit me for a week, and I fully expect to have enough happen, and good enough pictures, for a solid trip-report.

I live in a small studio apartment, maybe 3x the size of a dorm room. My friend, happens to be a girl named Sara (edited for privacy). Now here's the scoop on Sara. She's probably my best friend, and we're very close, but we had a small thing in the past, nothing major. She's VERY innocent, and girl-next doorish. She's never been drunk, and she's never had sex of any kind...just light making out.

Now me bein the guy I am, I immediately put all this together. Innocent, non-drinking virgin is coming to stay alone for a week in my small apartment. We're definitely planning to get drunk...and I can't help but want to take advantage of her in some way. OOT, before I go ahead with my evil plans of virgin domination...am I a douche?
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:40 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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I voted douche and jack off.

Mainly because this is what's going to happen anyway.

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Old 04-17-2006, 01:41 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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I second the view that nothing will happen.
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:42 PM
bisonbison bisonbison is offline
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Default Re: Pre-trip report....Am I a douche?

If you wanna get her drunk and hook up, do it sober first. Otherwise she may end up very upset.
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:42 PM
yasher yasher is offline
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Default Re: Pre-trip report....Am I a douche?

when's the weddin?

virgins, man... *shudder*
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:43 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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As long as she's still awake when you do it, she probably realizes what she's getting into by coming to stay with you and making plans to get drunk. Just be prepared for the possibility that she really likes you and wants to have a real relationship. In other words, for these and other reasons: SIIHP.
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:45 PM
Gunny Highway Gunny Highway is offline
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How old is sara?

Also, before you do this, please link us to her MySpace page so we can find out the truth about what happens in her blog.
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:46 PM
Alexisonfyre Alexisonfyre is offline
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Yeah, make some moves while not drunk, and if this doesn't work, make some moves while drunk.

I call a trainwreck on this one [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:47 PM
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Now me bein the guy I am, I immediately put all this together. Innocent, non-drinking virgin is coming to stay alone for a week in my small apartment.

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The problem with this is that guys see this situation differently to innocent non-drinking virgin girls. You should probably prepare to whack off.
Also prepare yourself for her to pour her heart out to you about this guy that she's fallen for and what should she do??
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:49 PM
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I voted douche and jack off.

Mainly because this is what's going to happen anyway.

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