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Old 04-13-2006, 10:48 AM
TheTROLL TheTROLL is offline
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Default Profit!

So, I've been trying to find an exploitable flaw in the new cashier girl down in the office canteen for the last few days. She's basically barely numerate, and scared of counting. The till lets her press a button with "Diet Coke Can" on, rather than having to type in 60, etc. It also tells her how much change to give. What it doesn't do is tell her how much you've given her, so:

HERO: (plonks down sandwich and can of Coke)
NCG: (presses "Ham Sandwich", "Coke Can" buttons): "Two pounds ten, please"
HERO: (hands over shrapnel to value of £1.30): "There you go, two pounds fifty"
NCG: (types in 250): "Forty pence change" (hands over random amount of change)
HERO: "Thanks"
HERO: (walking off) "pwned"
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:52 AM
Elevens Elevens is offline
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You're an ass.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:53 AM
DoubleTwentyOne DoubleTwentyOne is offline
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In American please:

Till = ???
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:54 AM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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OMG YOU ARE SO CLEVER
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:55 AM
Sephus Sephus is offline
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wow you are truly badass!
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:56 AM
Elevens Elevens is offline
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In American please:

Till = ???

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Cash register. Use your brain.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:02 AM
faded faded is offline
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You're just as bad as that screw-up that scammed GG out of $6500.

Pathetic.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:04 AM
Gunny Highway Gunny Highway is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
In American please:

Till = ???

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I'm all for jumping on the funny-talking foreigners but this is a pretty commonly used word in America.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:08 AM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: Profit!

So you proved the Jedi mind trick still works against the feeble minded. Nice job.

Is one of your other 'hobbies' helping blind people cash their social security checks?
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:12 AM
guids guids is offline
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Sadly, I couldnt even understand what was going on in this little scenerio, so next time Oliver Twist, translate that to American.
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