Tips on how to get random guys on an internet forum to give you money?

[el capitan]

Anyone have any good ideas?

[HarryCH]

Yeah, but first you forward me 20 bucks to my Neteller account, I just need to unlock my PokerStars bonus. Then I'll give you all the help you need ok??

[Kyo Souma II]

Try craigslist m4m ads.

[Luzion]

Beg on an internet forum until you get your third *.

[Villainaire]

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Beg on an internet forum until you get your fouth *.

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FYP

[sushijerk]

Pretend to be a chick.

[waxie]

Write good posts in the SSNL. Tell people you're thinking about making a deposit. Someone will offer to stake you.

Worked for me.

[Villainaire]

OMG, why not just find nerdy loser guys on the internet, and pretend to be a chick. Talk about all the things you have in common with them, then have them wire you money for a plane ticket so you can "meet up".

Wish I thought of this when I was 12.

[henrikrh]

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Write good posts in the SSNL. Tell people you're thinking about making a deposit. Someone will offer to stake you.

Worked for me.

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Yeah, just make sure the staker isn't a donkey who is liable to blow his own bankroll *hangs head in shame*

[guids]

Kill yourself. No, seriously, Ill give you some money if you kill yourself. Im sure others will pitch in.