What three things would you get rid of?

[diebitter]

Okay, genie pops up. You get three things you can rid the world of. What would it be?

rules: need to be specific. You can't just say 'war' or 'disease' or 'fundamentalists'. Must be a specific thing, person, place, species, career-group etc


Mine?

1) Politicians - These are ABSOLUTE scum. Te best I can say about them is all the ones I actually have any time for - the ones that speak their mind and are clear in their convictions - I don't agree with in the slightest!

2) Mobile phones in cinemas - I think the only time I'd like to go to the cinema is with Tony P, so he can impress me with his phone-snapping skills

3) ANYONE who doesn't like 'A Christmas Story'. It's the dog's bollocks, and if you don't understand that, you are a waste of carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, and the other trace stuff that would be better used once you're vapourised.


And you?

[Requin]

Before anyone else says it: the restrictions saying I only get 3 wishes

[Villainaire]

1. STD's - These make me think twice about nailing [censored]

2. Places that are closed on Sundays. Why?

2. Girls who don't give head/give terrible head.

[billygrippo]

1- chicks that dont give head

2- bad porn

3- taxes (mine specificly)

[GambleGamble]

1 - Fat Chicks

2 - Hot Chicks who dont like Fat Dudes

3 - Other fat dudes

[shemp]

The restriction to any less than 1000 wishes. This one is tricky. Usually the right answer is to wish for more wishes.

[billygrippo]

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The restriction to any less than 1000 wishes. This one is tricky. Usually the right answer is to wish for more wishes.

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havent you guys seen aladin?!?! ITS NOT ALLOWED!

[Jihad]

I won't answer this question because it was already addressed in borderline perfect fasion in the lovely little movie "Boondock Saints."

[diebitter]

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The restriction to any less than 1000 wishes. This one is tricky. Usually the right answer is to wish for more wishes.

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Okay, Shemp, I will lift the restriction specifically for you and you only. BUT I expect 1000 items listed by Saturday. Please proceed.

(careful what you wish for....)

[Tony_P]

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3 - Other fat dudes

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