Dammit (nc)

[Spladle]

I just played 500 hands of stud hi/lo without scooping a single pot. I never even stole the antes. I was rolled up twice and got scooped on one of them. Once had 3456 of hearts on fourth and ended with K-high. Best part, though? I only lost 45 bets. Go me! I am teh win.