dickest move you've pulled

eviljeff · #1 12-07-2005, 04:18 PM

freshman year of highschool - I have negligible interest in girls that aren't in magazines. some random girl ask me if I want to go to the dance with her friend Jane. I say no. next day girl tells me she really thinks I should go with Jane. I say "oh she should call me then". yada yada yada, "nope" <click>.

Tony_P · #2 12-07-2005, 04:20 PM

Thats pretty weak if hanging up on someone is the dickest move you've pulled

eviljeff · #3 12-07-2005, 04:22 PM

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Thats pretty weak if hanging up on someone is the dickest move you've pulled

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your mom's pretty weak

acme401 · #4 12-07-2005, 04:22 PM

"Did you just cum in me?!?!"

"Ahhhh...no?"

miajag · #5 12-07-2005, 04:23 PM

It's more than just hanging up on someone, he set her up to think he was going to say yes and then flatly rejected her. Pretty decent dick move.

miajag · #6 12-07-2005, 04:23 PM

In 8th grade I dumped my girlfriend for her best friend less than a month after her dad died.

eviljeff · #7 12-07-2005, 04:23 PM

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Pretty decent dick move.

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awww shucks

Tony_P · #8 12-07-2005, 04:23 PM

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Thats pretty weak if hanging up on someone is the dickest move you've pulled

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your mom's pretty weak

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That she is. She said she couldn't even gather the strength to get up off the bed after you were done with her.

eviljeff · #9 12-07-2005, 04:25 PM

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Thats pretty weak if hanging up on someone is the dickest move you've pulled

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your mom's pretty weak

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That she is. She said she couldn't even gather the strength to get up off the bed after you were done with her.

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hmmm, this is just awkward now...

Hopey · #10 12-07-2005, 04:32 PM

When I was about 20 years old, I was extremely drunk one night and was screwing this chick. Despite my extreme intoxication, I eventually came. However, I wasn't careful when I "withdrew", and the condom came off inside her. I distinctly remember lying on my back, feeling around my unit for the condom, realizing that it had fallen off, and then thinking "f*ck it", and rolled over and went to sleep. I'm not sure how much time passed before the girl woke me up shouting "You [censored] [censored]! Why didn't you tell me it feel off inside me!?"

I believe my response was "You're still here?"