Long farts w/o audiences

[Full Metal]

I just had roughly about a 22 second fart. Unfortunately, my roommate only woke up at the tail-end of it and applauded me. Which is pretty sad, as if he had been up for the full 22 seconds, he would have found much joy in hearing the manliness of my 22 second fart, which brings me to my question. What feats have you accomplished with no one around as a witness?

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[SoulPower]

I'm going back to bed.

[Layzie]

I call BS. I just counted to 22, and there's no way you farted that long.

[New001]

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I call BS. I just counted to 22, and there's no way you farted that long.

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Most people have a [censored] sense of time. There's no way someone can fart for 22 seconds straight.

[illeagle]

Your roommate woke up at the end of your fart? Were you ripping one in his room while he was sleeping? This is the worst April Fool's Day attempt I've ever seen.

[blaze666]

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I just had roughly about a 22 second fart. Unfortunately, my roommate only woke up at the tail-end of it and applauded me. Which is pretty sad, as if he had been up for the full 22 seconds, he would have found much joy in hearing the manliness of my 22 second fart, which brings me to my question. What feats have you accomplished with no one around as a witness?

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you couldn't have been counting. plus, 22 seconds would leave you like this

[WackityWhiz]

I was playing a relaxing round of golf 4 years ago when I approached the 7th hole at a local course. This is a short course, so most approach shots into par 4s are well under 100 yards. I tee'd off and sliced it into the trees on the right side of the fairway. I punched out, leaving myself a 45 yd shot from the fairway.

I pulled out my 68 degree wedge and put a nice easy swing on the ball. It hit the green about 5 feet away from the hole, and rolled right in.

My buddy and I finish the front 9, we were supposed to play 18 but he had to go somewhere. I ran into another buddy in the clubhouse who is just about to play the front 9. I ended up joining him. Yada Yada Yada, get to the 7th hole again and I slice my ball into the trees... and punch out.

I'm standing there in the fairway and I can see my old divot (which i did not replace [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]). I pull out my insanely degreed wedge and take the same swing as I did 2 hrs ago. It hit the green in the same spot and rolled right into the hole.

Basically nobody believes me since I was golfing with 2 diff people.

Easily one of my proudest moments, and one that I wish I had on tape.

[Full Metal]

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I call BS. I just counted to 22, and there's no way you farted that long.

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I did because it was such a slow fart. I knew no one would believe me and that is exactly why I posted this. If anything 22seconds is an understatement, It was more likely in the 2 min range.

[Full Metal]

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Your roommate woke up at the end of your fart? Were you ripping one in his room while he was sleeping? This is the worst April Fool's Day attempt I've ever seen.

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We are first years in a double room, 2 beds in one room. We are close enough to wake each other up with farts.

[GrannyMae]

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It was more likely in the 2 min range

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impressive