FHM: Scarlett Johansson 'Sexiest Woman in the World' (NSFW)

[Howard Beale]

Reports Cnn.com



Having read talentdeficit's 'ask me' post about what movie stars really look like wherein he revealed that Jessica Alba was the biggest step down from what you see in the movies to real life I hereby announce that I relinquish my claim to her and that you are all free to pursue her as you will.

However, Scarlett Johansson is now MINE,ALL MINE so STAY AWAY FROM HER!

Thank you for your co-operation.

[cold_cash]

I'd do some stuff with her.

[bobhalford]

I agree. Jessica Alba was once #1, but now Scarlett is top puss in my book. Just unreal from head to toe.

[Blarg]

Yup, she's a definite 10.

[nation]

She's really hot, but there are hotter women.

[nincomepoop]

Scarlett's amazing, and I can't wait for all the haters to chime in.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

I'd pee in her butt.

[NT!]

I mentioned this on my radio show today and got a very angry call from a female in her 40's.

Some of my remarks:

"Former indie film 'it' girl Scarlett Johansson has been named Sexiest Woman alive by men's magazine FHM. 'One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy. I want to thank FHM's readers for the huge compliment,' said Johansson, adding under her breath, 'but tell those filthy old men to stay the hell away from me!'"

and...

"I think part of Scarlett's appeal to young men is that she's viewed as being both hot and also very intelligent. For instance, Lost in Translation, where she plays a bright and lonely girl who falls in love with a schlubby old man. What male doesn't like that idea?

However, I had to rethink this after watching her 'act' in Match Point... one has to wonder if the 'smart' image is a carefully orchestrated, skillful PR move based on good role selection. She could be dumber than a bucket of shrimp, we really have no way of knowing.

...What am I saying? I'd still drink her bath water."

What do you think, OOT? Sexist? Stupid? Accurate?

During the same show I remarked that the lead singer of the Cardigans is so hot men would crawl miles over broken glass to sniff her feet. (I toned that old analogy down a bit obviously [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) Then I played their cover of "Iron Man."

I also got yelled at for playing "If You Wanna Be Happy..." which is a great, funny 60's ska tune about marrying ugly women.

NT

[Dynasty]

It's not hard to find some rather ordinary pictures of her.

[Riskwise]

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I'd do some stuff with her.

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haha when i read this i pictured some middle school kid posting.