Ask Mrs. Utah

[Mrs. Utah]

hello everyone

my name is wendy, aka mrs. utah, my husband tells me that you all have some questions.
i would be happy to answer them--but will not respond to anything that i would percieve as cruel or over the top inappropriate.

i will fix myself a drink and wait to hear from you.

[Aloysius]

Mrs. Utah - aren't there more subtle ways to differentiate "your" writing style from Utah's, than going all lower caps? This is too obvious. I expected more.

(Hm - or are you going for the "this is such an obvious change in writing style, no one could believe I'd take this line, and it will lend authenticity to this post ploy"? You are an evil genius?)

Have a Great Weekend, Looking Forward to Responses,
-Al

[Capo]

I heard you're enormous. True? Lol just kidding.

[Anacardo]

Oh my holy God, this cannot be happening.

Therefore, I will work under the going assumption that this is in fact NOT happening. So - hello, "Mrs. U."

Questions.

1) Is your husband's description of his married philosophy an accurate description of what goes on in your lives? Does it really please you to be so catered to? Do you feel you give back sufficiently for this to be a healthy, co-equal partnership?

2) What's the deal with this online guy? Your husband is on record as saying that sometimes he's bummed b/c your chatting with Random Internet Dude rather than hanging out, and that he would not in fact want to deal with the consequences of your sleeping with him. Do you intend to comply with these wishes? Are you going to try and work a compromise, a la having a train run on you? Or is this just a little game with no planned serious consequences at all?

3) WHAT ABOUT YOUR KIDS? WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE TO SAY? This is very important & is bothering me extremely.

4) What's this about a neural superbot? He's holding back due to ethical qualms, apparently, but you should know that he could be buying you all kinds of extra jewelry, $200 bottles of wine and [censored] with the proceeds, if this thing's the real deal. What gives?

5) Wouldn't it be better to feel sexier / more like a woman by going to the gym, getting yourself dolled up, really knocking your old man's lights out, etc., than by chatting up some Adult Friend Finder scumbag?

6) Your manner of phrasing is just a touch suggestive, so tell me this: Are you in any way turned on by the idea of these proceedings? Like - does it amuse, please, or excite you to be quizzed in this fashion? I want to state for the record that that is not my intention, and that I have no interest in furthering your fantasies. My mistress is Knowledge.

I'll hang up and listen.

-Tronco de Anacardo y Chocolate

[radek]

[Mrs. Utah]

if you need proof-pm or post your phone number-and i will call you back-with my number blocked of course.

by the way i never use caps

[Mrs. Utah]

given the delicate nature of some of the topics discussed and speculated upon i would rather not have mt picture out there....

[dcasper70]

this thread has some amazing potential.

Too bad it's Friday night and the traffic will drop considerably until Monday.

Note to self: Bump this Monday.


edit: and welcome Mrs. Utah! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[radek]

I say go for it. U might even enjoy it.

[tdarko]

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i will fix myself a drink and wait to hear from you.


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i love this.