Ask Jakesta Yankees/Orangemen questions

Jakesta · #1 03-24-2006, 03:46 PM

Go ahead, you know you want to. Don't you?

Hornacek · #2 03-24-2006, 03:47 PM

Tina Fey: Now it's time for an old favorite here at "Weekend Update" - "Point/Counterpoint". Here to debate tonight are Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter and Boston Red Sox fan Seth Meyers. Tonight's topic on "Point/Counterpoint": "Derek Jeter Sucks" - "No, I Don't". Derek, why don't we start with you.

Derek Jeter: Thanks, Tina. I know my friend Seth Meyers here is a Red Sox fan, and that's great. The fans really are what keep Major League baseball going. But I hope Seth can see that I play hard all the time, and I always do my best for the team.

Tina Fey: Seth, Counterpoint?

Seth Meyers: YOU SUCK!

Tina Fey: Seth, you still have, like, thirty seconds.

Seth Meyers: I'll elaborate. Jeter, you suck in three very specific ways. So Hard, So Bad, and Wicked Bad.

Discuss please.

Jakesta · #3 03-24-2006, 03:49 PM

Haha that was great.

samjjones · #4 03-24-2006, 03:49 PM

How does it feel to root for a team that has perhaps one marginally likeable player?

mostsmooth · #5 03-24-2006, 03:49 PM

why does mussina svck so bad?
why do most yankee fans and broadcasters think the yanks staff is so strong?
why does torre get so much credit for the yankees season last year?

Hornacek · #6 03-24-2006, 03:50 PM

Does Torre feed ARod his boogers?

samjjones · #7 03-24-2006, 03:50 PM

Why are Alex Rodriguez' lips always a bright shade of purple?

Jakesta · #8 03-24-2006, 03:51 PM

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How does it feel to root for a team that has perhaps one marginally likeable player?

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Millions of Yankee fans disagree with you. You probably root for a loserish team like the Phillies or Astros.

Hornacek · #9 03-24-2006, 03:52 PM

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How does it feel to root for a team that has perhaps one marginally likeable player?

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Millions of Yankee fans disagree with you. You probably root for a loserish team like the Phillies or Astros.

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Whew. I root for the Tigers. Good thing I'm exempt.

Jakesta · #10 03-24-2006, 03:53 PM

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why does mussina svck so bad?

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Sucking is very subjective, but it is my opinion that Mussina pwns, and it is very fun to watch. I predict a Cy Young for him this year with a possible AL MVP as well.

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why do most yankee fans and broadcasters think the yanks staff is so strong?

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Because it is. It's even better than the Jays staff.

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why does torre get so much credit for the yankees season last year?

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I hate Torre and basically anyone could manage the Yankees and do the job that he did- Piniella could have, Martin, etc.