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100NL joke (lc)
<font color="purple">A mother tomato and baby tomato are walking on the street...</font>
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hero ($122.05) SB ($112.65) BB ($104.05) UTG ($112.10) UTG+1 ($171.80) MP1 ($55.20) MP2 ($149.80) MP3 ($53.10) CO ($95.75) Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls $1, MP3 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $1, SB completes, BB checks. <font color="purple">The baby tomato falls behind...</font> Flop: ($5) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks. <font color="purple">So the mother tomato runs back, stomps on the baby tomato, and says...</font> Turn: ($5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets $3</font>, Hero calls $3, SB folds, BB folds, MP2 folds. <font color="purple">Ketchup!</font> River: ($11) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $118.05</font>, MP3 calls $34.10 (All-In). Final Pot: $178.15 Results: MP3 has K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (full house, sevens full of queens). Hero has 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (four of a kind, sevens). Outcome: Hero wins $178.15. <font color="purple">Have a nice day. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]</font> |
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
Bet the flop. You can't let KK hit a runner runner to beat you. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
you suck...i flopped 4 full-houses last night with straight/flush draw combos on the board each time, and everyone folded to my flop lead on every freaking one.
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
Sometimes it feels like poker is about the stars aligning...
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
DJ -
Not to rub it in or anything... Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 4 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $37 Button: $63.08 SB: $80.28 Hero: $76.65 Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG calls $0.5, Button calls $0.5, SB folds, Hero checks. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.75, 3 players) <font color="#cc3333">Hero bets $1.5</font>, UTG folds, Button calls $1.5. Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players) <font color="#cc3333">Hero bets $3</font>, Button calls $3. River: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($10.75, 2 players) <font color="#cc3333">Hero bets $10</font>, <font color="#cc3333">Button raises to $20</font>, <font color="#cc3333">Hero raises to $65</font>, <font color="#cc3333">Button calls all-in $38.08</font>. Uncalled bets: $6.92 returned to Hero. Results: Final pot: $126.91 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 2c Tc </font> <font color="#ffffff">Button doesn't show 3h Ks </font> |
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
wp
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
groan.
Yeah my night sucked last night...no payout on my good hands, and my "ok" hands kept getting chased down and rivered by donkeys. |
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
[ QUOTE ]
groan. Yeah my night sucked last night...no payout on my good hands, and my "ok" hands kept getting chased down and rivered by donkeys. [/ QUOTE ] I was so happy that I finally got a chance to play after over 2 weeks of not playing a hand and I had pretty much the same night you did. Could have been worse, It could have been a 4 buy-in drop type of night. |
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] groan. Yeah my night sucked last night...no payout on my good hands, and my "ok" hands kept getting chased down and rivered by donkeys. [/ QUOTE ] I was so happy that I finally got a chance to play after over 2 weeks of not playing a hand and I had pretty much the same night you did. Could have been worse, It could have been a 4 buy-in drop type of night. [/ QUOTE ] Ditto... except, I had a 4 buy-in drop last night, combination of bad cards and bad play does it all the time. Luckily, I had a 10 buy in gain a few nights ago, so I am still way ahead of my normal weakly profit. |
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Re: 100NL joke (lc)
Nice. The pot was like 110 though right? Not 178?
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