A Brag, a beat, and a variance

XXXNoahXXX · #1 12-01-2007, 11:45 PM

Brag: Just got a bj, while watching The Wire, while drinking a beer.

Beat: Wasn't a double BJ?

Variance: Beer was Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, decent but not my favorite.

I'm sure there are others who can match such a brag, but just thought I'd throw this out there for the EricW-esque losers home on a Saturday night jerking it to youporn, waiting for the 2+2 upgrade.

Futtocked · #2 12-01-2007, 11:50 PM

you really got me on this one

TheAlphaTheOmega · #3 12-01-2007, 11:51 PM

nice work

soko · #4 12-01-2007, 11:55 PM

Brag: GF is coming home to blow me then I'll giver teh secks
Brag: got a pizza in the oven
Variance: it's that time of the month for her

Beat: she's not home yet

The Mayo · #5 12-02-2007, 12:31 AM

Brag: Pitt > WVU
Beat: Everybody > UK
Variance: Tennessee's all-orange unis are hideous.

The Man Mulcahey · #6 12-02-2007, 12:33 AM

I think Paulie Walnuts has you beat.

O Fen�meno · #7 12-02-2007, 03:34 AM

i think i have you beat

ebepse · #8 12-02-2007, 04:35 AM

paulie walnuts is a dope

TurdFerguson · #9 12-02-2007, 04:37 AM

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paulie walnuts is on the dope

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ebepse · #10 12-02-2007, 04:46 AM

beat: wasnt a triple bj am i right