When your splooge tastes like ****

[A S U]

.....or so you are told. How do you remedy this? Is it just the girl? I'm not a smoker, i've been told that makes it gross. Maybe Dom has a porn remedy since those broads can't help but eat it up.

[highlife]

Jenna told me to eat lots of pineapple.

[NeedsMoreNuts]

I've been told fruit=good, vegetables=bad.

[humdinger]

Check out this link:

Taste Better

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[A S U]

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

AWESOME

[Dominic]

drink red wine at least an hour before the deed....it will sweeten up your love spunk.

[MrTrik]

Pineapple is the answer. If you just ate brocolli tell her it's facial treatment tonite. If she's not up for that, try the pearl necklace idea.

Or had her a breath mint beforehand and she might not notice your spunk tastes like rotting crap.

[A S U]

Dom,
Thx will give it a try

All,
This is no joking matter, she must swallow. More personal experiences and remedies please.

[jason_t]

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drink red wine at least an hour before the deed....it will sweeten up your love spunk.

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How could something you drink one hour before have any effect? It has barely had time to be fully processed by the body.

[miajag]

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drink red wine at least an hour before the deed....it will sweeten up your love spunk.

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How could something you drink one hour before have any effect? It has barely had time to be fully processed by the body.

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My piss definitely smells like asparagus within an hour of eating it.