OMG OMG i just met a member of the female race and sent her this...

[dsalt]

i thinkz i [censored] this up becausezeee i met a female in my dorm on my way home drunkerz and sent her this via facebook omg

I KNOW YOU BECAUSE I MET YOU IN A HALLWAY AND THEN MY FRIEND TOLD ME YOUR FULL NAME I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU DONT LIKE DIRK NOWITZKI AND YES I KNOW HIS NAME HAS A W IN IT BECAUSE I AM SMART BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE THE W GOES AND I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER IS RAY ALLEN I THINK EVEN THOUGH I THINK HE PLAYS ON BOSTON NOW SO IM NOT SURE IF THAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER AND I THINK I JUST REMEMBER YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER IS JASON TERRY BUT THAT COULD BE WRONG TOO BUT I THINK I AM EIGHTY FIVE PERCENT SURE THAT IS RIGHT SO I THINK ILL GO WITH IT I ALSO KNOW I USUALLY USE MORE PERIODS AND I ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND ON www.FACEBOOK.COM AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE TRANSFORME INTO A ST LOUIS SPORTS FAN BECAUSE I AM A ST LOUIS SPORTS FAN I WANT TO SEE YOU SOON MAYBE IN A HALLWAY OR MAYBE IN ANOTHER PLACE WHERE IT IS MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO MEET PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I WAS DRUNK I THINK SINCE I CARRY A COUNTLESS SUPPLY OF ORBIT GUM YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME OKAY BYE


i think i am ruinedddddzazzzz

[bonds]

racist ban ldo

[dsalt]

fyi i am under twelve years old obv

[Smell The Glove]

9 times out of 10 this doesn't work. but that tenth time is just magic, baby.

[bonds]

srs question: are members of the female race impressed by guys carrying a countless supply of orbit gum?

If so, I've been carrying the wrong stuff.

[dkgojackets]

tried to get a laugh out of this but no luck

[diebitter]

You are a born pimp.

[SeriAce]

its funny that i really get offended a little that this girl doesnt like dirk nowitzky , the only german in us basketball, i dont even care for the sport

[dsalt]

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tried to get a laugh out of this but no luck

[/ QUOTE ]

it wasn't meant to be funny sir, this message was actually sent

[Quanah Parker]

well played