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BBV:
I'm hitting up a party in an hour, didn't know I was going. Was planning on hanging out tonight. My costume's too far away, was supposed to pick it up tomorrow. It's a costume party. Obviously guys in costumes get way more action than guys without. So help me out. What can I grab to do a sly, come on let's hook up, that's close by and easy? If I use your idea and get action I'll ship 25 on Tilt. I'm a [censored] closer so there's a damn good chance. GOGOGOGO ride coming soon. |
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popped collard polo with some khakis, you'll be going as a "douchebag" or "tool"...
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sheet
toga |
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go find some really old clothes.
go otuside and roll around in the dirt... make some oatmeal... put a drop of ketchup in it... now spread that all over the clothes and put a little on yur face... tear the clothes a bit, esp if yur sexy. yur a zombie homie. bust on their titties |
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grab a box, cut a hole in it, strip down to boxers, put junk through box
dick in a box |
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Beer boxes ftw
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Dick in a box w/ a huge lead. Getting to work now to see about box/tape situation.
The zombie's dope too. Oatmeal? Really that'll stick? |
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Dick in a box w/ a huge lead. Getting to work now to see about box/tape situation. The zombie's dope too. Oatmeal? Really that'll stick? [/ QUOTE ] yeah as long as u dont put too much ketchup, it turns a nasty assed colour and u put it mostly on the clothes, but put a bit on yur face, itll look like guts or brains or some [censored]. then it'll dry andf stick and as long as u dont sweat alot, u should be legit. dick in a box will be funny for 10 minutes, then what? u gotta walk around with a stupid box all night that u can NEVER take off cause yur [censored] is inside it. |
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put tinfoil on your teeth and be Lilholdem
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i told it to my roommate who is gonna do it, but he says hes not even gonna wear boxers, just have his dick in a box and be ass naked
i dont think it would be that bad to have to wear it all night, if you get tired of it you can take it off (assuming youre wearing boxers) i'll report back at the end of the night as to how my roommate fared |
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