Taking applications for being my pet

diebitter · #1 10-24-2007, 04:46 AM

mkay, now that Dids has PITTM as his pet poster, I want a pet too.

I see the relationship like that of a 'prison wife' - I'll be your boss and you will submit to my whims and requirements, on the understanding you're protected and the only one who can do stuff against you is me. You will get fringe benefits, like an undertitle of your choosing (if I think it's okay).

Anyone else touches you, I go to war.

Submit applications here plz.

Smell The Glove · #2 10-24-2007, 04:52 AM

you should look here

tedfurlong · #3 10-24-2007, 04:53 AM

Talk to me about fred and we might be able to work something out.

MiloMinderbinder · #4 10-24-2007, 08:07 AM

So was it hard to be tl/dr mod and not be able to express all these stupid post ideas in your own forum?

diebitter · #5 10-24-2007, 08:10 AM

You're all rejected so far.

diebitter · #6 10-24-2007, 08:12 AM

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So was it hard to be tl/dr mod and not be able to express all these stupid post ideas in your own forum?

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Thinman, issat you? did you get banned AGAIN?

Droogie · #7 10-24-2007, 08:29 AM

At least post some cool inline video in the OP if you want a coolcat pet. This OP isn't gonna lure any of them.

MiloMinderbinder · #8 10-24-2007, 08:32 AM

diebitter/carter,

Luv,
BBV4L

nostradumbass · #9 10-24-2007, 09:41 AM

pcik me pick me!

KhalynYohrk · #10 10-24-2007, 09:53 AM

Is this the kind of pet that gets treats and pet, or the kind you forget to feed and accidentally step on on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.