I need an excuse (work-related beat)

Supwithbates · #1 10-23-2007, 11:35 AM

My work is insane I'm a cook at a country club and I'm working like 70 hrs/week

This morning I finally had off and the chef just called (went straight to voicemail luckily) and asked me to come in even though I'm not scheduled til 4.

I've worked 5 straight 14 hour+ days and I just want to relax and play poker for a morning.

Help me come up with an excuse to not go in until 4

Conspire · #2 10-23-2007, 11:37 AM

You are already getting overtime pay, you dont want them to have to give you more hours.

KhalynYohrk · #3 10-23-2007, 11:47 AM

You fell off the toliet while dealing with violent diarhea + your gf wife clogged the toliet with her tampon and you are all covered in [censored].

KhalynYohrk · #4 10-23-2007, 11:48 AM

Or you drank too much and are hungover.

Suigin406 · #5 10-23-2007, 11:48 AM

1) poison some food
2) give to chef
3) ????
4) profit

kylephilly · #6 10-23-2007, 11:48 AM

Your key got stuck in your front door and you're waiting for a locksmith.

This really happened to me, and who is going to not believe that?

4_2_it · #7 10-23-2007, 11:50 AM

Dentist Appt.
Lunch date with hot chick (if believable)
Or just say no

27offsuit · #8 10-23-2007, 11:53 AM

Dentist
Meet probation officer
Out of town until 2:00

My favorite:

"Sorry, I can't. I'll see you at 4:00."

KhalynYohrk · #9 10-23-2007, 11:53 AM

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Or just say no

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Your boss needs to chill, you are not his biotch, amirite? I like my first idea as an alternative, you can sell it.

onlinebeginner · #10 10-26-2007, 11:01 PM

say u didn't wake up till 3