To the bird that [censored] on me today...

En Passant · #1 10-17-2007, 09:41 AM

, at the train stop. I just want to let you know that you did a very crappy thing. Next time you crap on a person, could you at least make sure your crap isn't goign to be orange and green. Thank you

P.S. I know who you are and will be back tomorrow with a piece of alka seltzer laced bread.

ACG2x · #2 10-17-2007, 09:42 AM

I really thought this thread would include a MS Paint. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

En Passant · #3 10-17-2007, 09:44 AM

Just imagine a bird [censored] on a person's arm.

diebitter · #4 10-17-2007, 09:56 AM

Coulda been worse. Coulda been an elephant.

IReadSouls · #5 10-17-2007, 10:00 AM

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Coulda been worse. Coulda been dids.

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FYP

Wheelzie · #6 10-17-2007, 10:05 AM

i am eagerly awaiting the birds response to this thread

Labarde · #7 10-17-2007, 10:18 AM

Pyromaniac · #8 10-17-2007, 10:49 AM

I was expecting a story about a British chick & a Cleveland Steamer.

The B · #9 10-17-2007, 10:49 AM

it's a remote control bird flown (and loaded with artificial poop) by David Sklansky

En Passant · #10 10-17-2007, 11:08 AM

This definitely wasn't your ordinary bird. I wasn't just standing in place while this bird took a [censored] on my arm. He saw me walking and timed it perfectly. He was 100 feet up in the air, so he dropped it about 1.5 secodns before my arrival. I tried playing the [censored] on my sleeve off, but at least 5 people saw it. I had to get a copy of one of those free newspapers to get most of it off.