Wife just sent me flowers at work.

RayPowers · #1 10-16-2007, 05:39 PM

Brag: Beer Flower Arrangement.

Beat: Strange, fat delivery man.

Variance: IGOS?

Ray

DonkeyKongSr · #2 10-16-2007, 05:45 PM

Beat: Your wife wasted $29.99+tax+S&H on something that looks like iced tea with lots of ice cubes topped off with whipped cream. That's supposed to be beer?

Beat: YG in the eyes of all your coworkers.

fraserbrown · #3 10-16-2007, 05:46 PM

Wife clearly wants oral sexy time when you get home, be ready to get on your knees and stay there for a while.
[x] worthless without pics of wife

4_2_it · #4 10-16-2007, 05:47 PM

Variance: She now expects you to put out tonight.

RayPowers · #5 10-16-2007, 05:49 PM

Wife sent it because she knows I am feeling crappy today. She also is on her way to a root canal tonight. If anything, she wants to lay in bed complaining about the root canal while I take care of the kids.

Ray

Georgia Avenue · #6 10-16-2007, 05:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaPL4Jx6F2o

4_2_it · #7 10-16-2007, 05:51 PM

Phew! Thought for a minute your wife was a nympho. Nice to see you are in the same boat as the rest of us married guys [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Conspire · #8 10-16-2007, 05:57 PM

Off topic question.

If u dont have or plan on having kids is marriage worthwhile?

4_2_it · #9 10-16-2007, 05:58 PM

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Off topic question.

If u dont have or plan on having kids is marriage worthwhile?

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Of course, as long as she is hot and rich.

RayPowers · #10 10-16-2007, 06:03 PM

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Of course, as long as she is hot and rich.

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And the aforementioned nympho.

4_2_it: just did a 7 day trip to Disney World for vacation. No sex the whole time. I was a bitter bitter man.

Ray