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HAHAHAHA! Cartman is awesome. I think you should avatar up on Cartman, Dynasty. It'd suit you.
And change your undertitle to 'Screw you, Hippy!' [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Cartman is damn AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!1
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You forgot his classic
"I'm not going to hell Butters, I'm not black." |
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Cartman: I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie! Cartman: Now stop wasting Mel Gibson's time, you little pussy prick. Stan: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass. Cartman: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall. Stan: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me. Cartman: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch! Stan: Bring it on then, bitch! Cartman: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch. |
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Cartman: Hey, Kyle. All those times I said you were a big, dumb Jew? I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am! I am a Jew, Cartman! Cartman: No, no, Kyle. Don't be so hard on yourself. |
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Too drunk to look one up but a top ten Cartman quote list has to include at least one from the Scott Teneman Must Die epsiode, preferably two.
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Cartman: Why does Grandma have to live so far away? Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive six hours to get a god-damned present! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. Stan: Jesus, Cartman. Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kitty: Meow? Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie. Kitty: Meow? Cartman: No, kitty. Get back, kitty. Kitty: Meow? Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie. [Kitty hisses at Cartman] Cartman: Mom. Kitty's being a dildo. Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. Cartman: What? |
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
“I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" "You will respect my authoriah!" |
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Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know? Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000. Stan: What's that? Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet. Cartman: The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy. Cartman: You can't do it, Kyle. The Jewish blood in you is too strong. You can't throw away something you spent fifty bucks on, Kyle. The Jew in you won't let you. You can't do it, Kyle. Just try. Try and prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle. Cartman: [chatting with an older man] "I'm eight and a half inches." Whoa, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf. [types] Cartman: "I don't want to be friends with a midget. Midgets piss me off." Frowny-face. |
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