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(8) Diamonds Are Forever | 58 | 59.18% | |
(9) Tomorrow Never Dies | 40 | 40.82% | |
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ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
Ok nerds,
If you're too chicken [censored] to actually make a move at any decent point in the proceedings, here's your plan B (or Plan A, in your case). Keep a woman talking til 4:21am in the morning, and listen to her, no matter what stupid inane garbage she spouts, what ridiculous drivel she spews forth, just keep nodding and acting like you're interested, and you'lll be in like a rat up a butcher's drainpipe. NEVER FAILS. Go that? 4:21am. Can we stop the 'oh girl is here with knickers off + legs in the air, what shall I do?' posts for a bit now? Don't make me beg. KTB |
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
see, the problem is you guys feel the need to ask for advice in situations where it's very easy to tell if the girl is interested or not. and that feeling of needing to "make sure" is what makes you look like a pussy and turns the girl off.
i'm not just saying "go for it!" with every girl that smiles at you, but when a girl takes time out of her schedule to spend alone time with you in activities that are not platonic, she probably is in to you. note that this doesn't apply when you guys are paying 500/hour with hookers. |
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
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i'm not just saying "go for it!" with every girl that smiles at you [/ QUOTE ] You might not be, but I am. Low standards FTW! |
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
actually i take that back you should go for it, but when i say go for it i don't mean you pull out your wang and say "i brought the wiener and you brought the buns lets have some coney island anal"
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it! (Mildly irritated at the moment) [/ QUOTE ] Does that mean the girl that gave me her phone number last friday is now pissed off at me? I kinda hate dating you see. But since I am going binge drinking tomorrow night anyway I wouldn't mind too much if she came along. Meh, maybe I'll call [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
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"i brought the wiener and you brought the buns lets have some coney island anal" [/ QUOTE ] zomg brain-stem-storm... some successful bbver with a t-shirt making business plz to be making these shirts and distributing them to bbvers and christian charitable organizations asap |
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
btw im totally serious, we need to get these t-shirts made someplace
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
Ok - here's some advice. Try bloody listening to the girl. This whole thread you guys have put words into my mouth. And have not paid attention to what I've said. I've responded cuz it's funny, and it is, but honestly, just listen. Talk to them. Then listen. ACTUALLY LISTEN.
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Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
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Ok nerds, If you're too chicken [censored] to actually make a move at any decent point in the proceedings, here's your plan B (or Plan A, in your case). Keep a woman talking til 4:21am in the morning, and listen to her, no matter what stupid inane garbage she spouts, what ridiculous drivel she spews forth, just keep nodding and acting like you're interested, and you'lll be in like a rat up a butcher's drainpipe. NEVER FAILS. Go that? 4:21am. Can we stop the 'oh girl is here with knickers off + legs in the air, what shall I do?' posts for a bit now? Don't make me lol. KTB [/ QUOTE ] A+ The part in bold made me giggle. |
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