A 2p2 baller on the real world

[saucyspade19]

needs to happen for a plethora of reasons.

All they seem to look for in those casting tapes are catalytic people. This usually means mixing a gay with a bigot, etc, etc you know how it goes. Since poker players are typically antisocial (in the "don't care about people's feelings" type of way, not the "I hate talking" way), this could be a recipe for awesomeness. If you make a casting tape and show an atypical lifestyle (I am only X years old, I have made $X playing poker, I am bored with school and all I want to do is party and drink and make fun of poor people) you probably have a sick-good chance of getting on the show.

This thought was spawned by watching the real world the other night, realizing the girls on it are totally retarded and someone needs to bang one of them and then immediately tell them how much they suck afterwards. I was like "who would do something like that," and I thought of all the various 2p2 people who post pics of their parties at the Palms and houses and Bentleys, and figured out you might be able to save the show with some pwning. So go make a casting tape plz.

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[bmwguy525]

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