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Old 10-07-2007, 12:02 PM
grouchie grouchie is offline
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Default Ackward Situation with Stripper -- Bad Advice being Seeked n stuff

Two nights ago had a night of poker that was going ok and then ended horribly, so I do what I always do when I'm pissed off a poker, I head to the strip club for titties and beer!

After two beers I get a really bad lap dance from a chick who I was expecting better things from.

She asks for another song, I send her packing. Determined to finish my beer and just leave the next chick gets off the stage.
She's latino of some sort but no way I could ever figure out what her decent is without asking.
She is Not bad looking, definitely not the worst in the joint, but not super smoking eithor (in fact, there are very few super smoking ones where I go.... I'm weird that way).
Her age is probably mid to late 30's, or at least this is the guess from trying to remember her face.

She offered a lapdance, and I accepted because it could not be worse than the previous.

She actually looked surprised that I told her to go for it.

Then I received the best, most intimate lap dance I ever had.

She did everything possible to make it seem like more than a lap dance. in fact, at one point, she reached down and stroked me for about a minute.

After the dance was over and I was cooling down we talked a little bit, and when I was reaching to finish my beer she ended up with my phone, calling herself so she could get in contact with me later.

So, when I'm out yesterday she actually calls me, and not recognizing the number I didn't answer.
Left a voice mail saying her name and that she was looking forward to talking to me, how much free time before work, etc.

I did not bother to call her back though.

So, what's my move?

I'm assuming the chick is probably not right in the head and thus getting a hold of her will result in some amazing sex for a while but then she will go psycho and it will be hard to get rid of her.

Or, she could be calling because she just wants to get me into the club to pay for more lap dances and drinks, or whores herself out on the side and is trying to develop a her outside business [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]



Cliff Notes:
Drunk lapdance ends up with stripper having my phone number.
Stripper calls.
Probably a private whore
Do I take my chances and call her back?


go at it
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:04 PM
Bikini Wax Bikini Wax is offline
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[censored] and bounce
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:04 PM
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call her.. bang her.. don't call her no more.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:09 PM
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Default Re: Ackward Situation with Stripper -- Bad Advice being Seeked n stuff

cut off your balls and rid yourself of these difficult decisions
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:10 PM
DblBarrelJ DblBarrelJ is offline
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Here's your play. Immediately go to your cell phone provider, get a new #. Go buy a prepaid cell phone, call her from that.

Never let her know where you live. If she starts making psycho calls, throw the prepaid in the trash, move on.

I repeat: Never let her know where you live. Never give her contact info of any kind that cannot be easily changed.

Post pix.

Peace.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:16 PM
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Default Re: Ackward Situation with Stripper -- Bad Advice being Seeked n stuff

you're already in trouble, crazy woman has your cell number.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:17 PM
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strippers are people too
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:18 PM
DblBarrelJ DblBarrelJ is offline
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strippers are people too

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I call BS
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:18 PM
grouchie grouchie is offline
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Default Re: Ackward Situation with Stripper -- Bad Advice being Seeked n stuff

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cut off your balls and rid yourself of these difficult decisions

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You assume I have balls?

Also, I'd like to apologize that I'm not a typical male who will pretty much get with anything that parts in the middle.

This is why I came to BBV4L, a place where I know this type of mentality runs wild. I am just trying to learn your ways!
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:28 PM
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Here's your play. Immediately go to your cell phone provider, get a new #. Go buy a prepaid cell phone, call her from that.

Never let her know where you live. If she starts making psycho calls, throw the prepaid in the trash, move on.

I repeat: Never let her know where you live. Never give her contact info of any kind that cannot be easily changed.

Post pix.

Peace.

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QFT. Take this bitch to motel 6, not your house. Enjoy.
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