I planned my funeral

[4drugmoney]

So Ive decided to put 5k in an interest bearing account for my funeral. Hopefully by the time I die it will be able to pay for the following.

I am on the back of a huge parade like float.I am stood upright in a white tux, with my face frozen into a huge grin.

The float is decorated with huge Pot leafs, 40OZ bottles, Razor blades. The Patriots Cheerleader squad is dancing around and petting my genitals.

There is a massive Stereo system Pumping Queen's "Another one bites the dust."

And we will go down the Beachfront in Virginia Beach, while all the bikin clad hoes weep, because the never got to experience my mammoth member.

Your thoughts? Also feel free to post your dream funeral here.

[Labarde]

im sure it will be a huge hit [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Conspire]

Where is the cocaine?

[4drugmoney]

ohh I just thought Of a better idea. Instead of patriots cheerleaders, strippers from the Rhino, are dancing on poles, whils midgets make it rain on them

[Syberduh]

Yeah it's not a funeral until people are doing lines off your cold, dead asscheeks

[4drugmoney]

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Where is the cocaine?

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Razorblade decorations dude.

[Labarde]

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ohh I just thought Of a better idea. Instead of patriots cheerleaders, strippers from the Rhino, are dancing on poles, whils midgets make it rain on them

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like scientist midgets with cool weather controller beacons like off command and conquer?

[Conspire]

Razorblades have so many more uses though, plus the real pros have sifters and use a credit card to make a line.

[Labarde]

I'm gonna be cremated and make everyone do a line of 50/50 Labarde/Cocaine as they come in to the funeral

[4drugmoney]

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Razorblades have so many more uses though, plus the real pros have sifters and use a credit card to make a line.

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I use 20s and a lighter to crush, razor blades or key to line/bump.