completely hypothetical situation i'm definately not having

[ianisakson]

ok, so let me preface this by saying this is definately not me. 100% hypothetical.

What if you were to have killed a hooker on accident. You know, you call one up, she comes over and during mid secks you accidentally knock her off the bed onto an awkwardly positioned knife on the floor and she dies.

Obviously you can't call the cops because prostitution is illegal in your state and your wife would kill you if she found out about your sexcapades with this prostitute. The hotel room is booked in your name, and it's coming up on 4am. the cleaning ladies and hotel staff will be coming in shortly. There is a pool of blood on the carpet and a dead hooker on top of it.

What it dew bbv

[its_just_me]

shes cheating on you. dump her

erm...i mean dump her body

[Hass]

Jesus man.

[Fergie]

Enjoy the last few hours of being a free man and keep on[censored] her.

[Weir]

put her body in the bathroom and saw her into pieces with the intent to bury her body. Then, when the hotel security knocks on your door because of the sawing noises, stab him with a cork screw and lock him into the bathroom. After a few hours the screaming will stop and he will have bled to death. Return to the bathroom and continue sawing the hooker's body into pieces and start and the security guard's when you are done. Finally, when their parts have been properly cut into pieces, place them in trash bags and into the trunk of your car. Drive to the nearest desert and spend the next few hours digging a hole to bury their bodies in. After this is complete, you are done. However, you will have to live with the fear of getting caught at any moment as well as the guilt of ending two people's lives for no reason. Your life will probably devolve into a comedy of psychotic errors, eventually leading to your grisly demise.

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[MuresanForMVP]

Deny the cleaning ladies entry, when they're gone, get a steam vac and remove the blood from the floor. Clean the blood off of her body, maybe buy her some cheap new clothes, then get her out to your car via the technique learned in this:




Sunglasses are a must, someone you trust may be necessary to help carry the load. Stuff her in the trunk then later seal her body in a vat of acid, Dahmer-style.

[Georgia Avenue]

you guys are such fish, just stick her under the bed and check out. Nobody gives a [censored] about a dead hooker.

[Madman Madman]

hotel grease fire

[Smell The Glove]

have sex with her corpse.

[Aces McGee]

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put her body in the bathroom and saw her into pieces with the intent to bury her body. Then, when the hotel security knocks on your door because of the sawing noises, stab him with a cork screw and lock him into the bathroom. After a few hours the screaming will stop and he will have bled to death. Return to the bathroom and continue sawing the hooker's body into pieces and start and the security guard's when you are done. Finally, when their parts have been properly cut into pieces, place them in trash bags and into the trunk of your car. Drive to the nearest desert and spend the next few hours digging a hole to bury their bodies in. After this is complete, you are done. However, you will have to live with the fear of getting caught at any moment as well as the guilt of ending two people's lives for no reason. Your life will probably devolve into a comedy of psychotic errors, eventually leading to your grisly demise.

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If you're Jewish, you need to remember to piece the body parts together before burying them. Even if the hooker is Asian.

-McGee