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PoBoy321 · #1 03-03-2006, 01:12 AM

I make good reads. I get my money in with the best of it 95% of the time. I win 0% of the time.

AA vs. JT, all in on a T43 flop.

Lose.

In a tourney:

9T all in against AQ on an 89T board.

LOSE

I'm 0 for 1359871395 on coinflips in tourneys.

I'm 0 for 3987598798 when I get all my money in pre-flop against a guy who's drawing to 3 or fewer outs.

[censored] you, [censored] poker, [censored] the world.

TruFloridaGator · #2 03-03-2006, 01:13 AM

No, [censored] you [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

PoBoy321 · #3 03-03-2006, 01:16 AM

Oh, and [censored]. I forgot about busting out of another tourney with AKs againist J8o.

I mean, if it were like, I had 2.5bbs left, and I pushed from the button and he was in the BB, whatever.

UTG raise, he calls, I push on the button for about 12bbs.

SO THE [censored] CALLS OFF 1/2 OF HIS [censored] STACK WITH J8o THEN FLOPS TWO PAIR??????????? I WANNA [censored] KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) converter

CO (t3210)
Hero (t1120)
SB (t5460)
BB (t3415)
UTG (t1800)
UTG+1 (t2550)
MP1 (t6705)
MP2 (t315)
MP3 (t2470)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 raises to t200, 1 fold, MP3 calls t200, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1120, 2 folds, MP1 folds, MP3 calls t920.

Flop: (t2590) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: (t2590) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t2590) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t2590

Results in white below: 
MP3 has Jc 8c (two pair, jacks and eights).
Hero has Ac Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: MP3 wins t2590. 

[censored] THESE PEOPLE

tom10167 · #4 03-03-2006, 01:17 AM

You know what? I don't care what anyone says, I like fast food.

RickyG · #5 03-03-2006, 01:17 AM

jump.

RED FACE · #6 03-03-2006, 01:27 AM

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Amen brother. [censored] it Dead!

Osama, we beseach thee, do it soon.

gilbert · #7 03-03-2006, 02:14 AM

that AK wasn't suited, therefore you deserved to lose.

Bukem_ · #8 03-03-2006, 02:15 AM

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that AK wasn't suited, therefore you deserved to lose.

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I bet his aces weren't either.

tcleberg · #9 03-03-2006, 02:16 AM

Fold preflop. With a gun. In your mouth.