Typical brag/beat in the life of Deuce...

[DeucesNeverLoses]

So the last few sessions I've played haven't turned out well at all. -$350 and -$310 or so. Me and my buddy (on a shared bankroll) decide to go play some limit hold'em at a local casino. I get on the 4/8 and 10/20 list, my buddy sits 10/20 right away, I go sit 4/8.

Boom, right away I'm clobbering the game I win 88% of the hands I see the flop with (besides blinds) and up a quick $160 in less than an hour. My buddy dumps around $300 quick and I get called to 10/20.

I play some GREAT poker, miss 2 straight royal flush draws and another open ended straight flush draw, but still am killing the game. After 11 hours I finish up a personal best (for live) 101 BB's and cash out $2,120 from my $100 buy in. My buddy...not playing at his best and getting outdrawn on a few...loses $380.

Oh yeah...that means I have to give him $1,200 DOLLARS...wow. So we both make $820 on the day (after I bail him out of a -$380 hole). Okay, I'll take it. Then he makes me give him another $100 because I owe him $600 since the $1200 apparently wasn't enough, [censored].

Next thing I know I'm on the road driving w/ my brand new windshield I had put in last week and...oh no...what is that ROCK FLYING TOWARDS MY CAR! BOOM

My windshield gets cracked DIRECTLY in my line of sight. Welp, there goes another $215 to get that replaced...typical.

[ardubz]

OP, this isn't interesting at all :/

[JackInDaCrak]

OP please don't call it a "straight royal flush." You sound like a moran.

[StarkNaked]

buying in with $100 at a 10/20 game??????????

I poo, I re-poo, NO MORE POO!

[DeucesNeverLoses]

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OP please don't call it a "straight royal flush." You sound like a moran.

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You sound like a morOn for spelling moron wrong. And by "2 straight royal flush draws in a row" maybe I should say back-to-back?...

Also...brag that I take down 100+ BBs live 1st time everrrr.

[SuperNooB]

man - this thread needs saving -

[doubLe a tom]

DEUCES

[ncboiler]

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OP, this isn't interesting at all :/

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My first thought also. I didn't have a second thought. Why did OP post this???

[Goodnews]

(-310) + (-350) + (-215) + 2120 + (-100) + (-1200) + (-500) < 0

lol@u 100BB is a nice run but you gots no mobnies for when the -80BB downswing hits

[chopsticks]

Your friend, drop him. You don't need him. He seems to be a losing player and is only blocking your way to be a poker superstar.