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Old 09-17-2007, 10:26 PM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

Seriously: How bad is this run for 200NL? Is this really really really really out there or no? Can anyone top this?






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Old 09-17-2007, 10:29 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

And there's no graph for coolers and stuff, but it's been gems like this:


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $427.00
Hero (BB): $351.70
BTN: $625.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BTN raises to $12.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $38.00</font>, BTN calls $26.00

Flop: ($77) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $65.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $130.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $313.70</font>, BTN calls $183.70

Turn: ($704.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($704.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $704.40 ($1 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Kings) and WON (+$351.70)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$351.70)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $198.00
BB: $402.50
UTG: $123.01
CO: $195.05
Hero (BTN): $308.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $22.00

Flop: ($62) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $60.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $278.60</font>, SB calls all-in for $108.00
Uncalled bet of $110.60 returned to Hero

Turn: ($398) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($398) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $398.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$198.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$198.00)
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:32 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

Wow for once the EV graphs really do show someone running like [censored]. Congrats.
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:33 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:34 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

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money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30

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lol ur dumb


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Old 09-17-2007, 10:35 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

thread useless without pictures of murderd kittens
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:35 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

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money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30

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lol ur dumb

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of the hand histories given
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:36 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

murdering kittens no...buying out taco bell for all of the nacho cheese chalupas they have...yes
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:37 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

maybe if you want to get buckets of blood thrown at you by angry PETA protesters. or at least some angry emails in all caps.
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:41 PM
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Default Re: Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

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money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30

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lol ur dumb

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of the hand histories given

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But, he prefaced it by saying these are coolers and not hands he got the money in ahead.

Now, I wouldn't exactly call them coolers, but you see my point.

Maybe 'dumb' was harsh, but definitely redundant.
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