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Old 09-14-2007, 03:33 AM
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Default Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

Wrong haiku number two. The first is here:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=7#Post11893152

You're playing your solid LAG game.
You make a buy-in up.
You feel very comfortable with table.
It's such a fun to play.
Where's your beer?
Oh, there's nine bottles in your fridge!
It tastes good.
You drink that delicious nectar.
Almost two buy-ins up.
You are drunk.
You piss all winnings away and feel stupid.
You are a donk.
Donks. They don't die.
You will live forever.
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:39 AM
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Default Re: Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

lol @ my haiku reference last time
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:43 AM
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Default Re: Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

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lol @ my haiku reference last time

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It was a good idea!
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:38 AM
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Default Re: Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

And why today is my girls birthday? Alco again [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:59 AM
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Default Re: Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

I personally think this thread made the planet a better place to live in.
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:59 AM
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Default Re: Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

I'm hungover and the only thing that could make me smile more right now is a screenshot of that life game where I can die of AIDS and [censored].
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:56 PM
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Default Re: Donks. They don\'t die. Part II

Sick. Get some beer right now!!!
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