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View Poll Results: How Much Would You Pay?
I Wouldn't Buy One 83 43.92%
Up To $1 14 7.41%
Up To $5 13 6.88%
Up To $10 24 12.70%
Up To $20 23 12.17%
Up To $50 9 4.76%
Up To $100 8 4.23%
$10 or more 15 7.94%
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:55 PM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

SB: $226.75
Hero (BB): $386.18
UTG: $65.65
BTN: $200.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $6.00</font>, BTN calls $6.00, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28.00</font>, UTG calls $22.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($63) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets all-in for $37.65</font>, Hero calls $37.65

Turn: ($138.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($138.30) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $138.30 ($2 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$65.65)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Fours) and WON (+$70.65)




svalebogatan: XXXXXg retard
svalebogatan: trying to slowplay??
BomboB: HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
svalebogatan: I ALMOST folded
BomboB: WHAT OPEN FOLDED
svalebogatan: sure y not
svalebogatan: so easy to see through
BomboB: THEN WHY DID YOU FU****NGGG PUSH LOLL!?!?!??
BomboB: OMG IM IN TEARS!!!!!!!!
BomboB: THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!
svalebogatan: didnt think someone could be so retarded
BomboB: HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
svalebogatan: especially not the one whos dead granny I skullXXXXXX today
svalebogatan: nice [censored] thtat dead granny of yours
svalebogatan: I like skullXXXXXg dead grtannys of yours
crackmasta: dude pls stfu
svalebogatan: f u XXXXXX
crackmasta: well it's either you stop, or I get your chat banned.
crackmasta: your choice
svalebogatan: hers a choice for u:
svalebogatan: eitheher u
svalebogatan: or u

(and that was it)

hahhahahaa [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:01 PM
Craggoo Craggoo is offline
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

The correct move OP would be to say "please insert more coins to continue!". I found this gem phrase a while go on this forum and i fell in love with it. It really seems to get to some people too which is a double bonus.
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:06 PM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

Wow this guy's awesome!!! He just keeps coming up with the newest [censored]!


svalebogatan: mf folded AK
svalebogatan: lol
svalebogatan: u XXXXXg XXXXsucker
svalebogatan: LOL
svalebogatan: U [censored]
rudy10_2001: YOU COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH ON THAT
svalebogatan: that was rthw right play stupid [censored] so stfyui
Mpi666: aa never play em
svalebogatan: [censored] u tudy gay mf
svalebogatan: lol
svalebogatan: u stupid [censored] ass gaylord fagmaster mfg
rudy10_2001: why cause i took your money
svalebogatan: np cause u made sucha lame gaytry to slowplay my ass
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:10 PM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

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Old 09-11-2007, 10:11 PM
skillgambler skillgambler is offline
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

bastard?
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:26 PM
jessicaalbiel jessicaalbiel is offline
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

[ QUOTE ]
svalebogatan: hers a choice for u:
svalebogatan: eitheher u
svalebogatan: or u


[/ QUOTE ]

I think he got the best of that exchange
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:34 PM
Craggoo Craggoo is offline
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

I chose lame gaytry because it made the least sense
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:45 PM
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Default Re: Double Beat: easy to read + dead granny skull-[censored]

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eitheher u
or u


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