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Old 09-01-2007, 01:43 PM
luckyjimm luckyjimm is offline
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Default Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

Game #4472198173: Omaha PL ($0.15/$0.25) - 2007/09/01 - 18:41:20 (UK)
Table "Felix" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: makrel ($50.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Brismith ($5.35 in chips)
Seat 3: Ric190251 ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 4: ALLINALL ($17.82 in chips)
Seat 5: Bever3105 ($12.08 in chips)
Seat 6: Dr_Ost ($41.65 in chips)
Seat 7: Luckyjimm ($23.50 in chips)
Seat 9: Sydenham ($24.35 in chips)
Seat 10: Mixtress ($12 in chips)
Luckyjimm: posts small blind $0.15
Sydenham: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [5d 4s 4c 9d]
makrel: folds
Brismith: calls $0.25
Ric190251: calls $0.25
ALLINALL: calls $0.25
Bever3105: calls $0.25
Dr_Ost: calls $0.25
Luckyjimm: calls $0.10
Sydenham: checks
----- FLOP ----- [Ah 3s 2s]
Luckyjimm: bets $1.75
Sydenham: folds
Brismith: calls $1.75
Ric190251: calls $1.75
ALLINALL: folds
Bever3105: calls $1.75
Dr_Ost: folds
----- TURN ----- [Ah 3s 2s][Ks]
Luckyjimm: checks
Brismith: checks
Ric190251: bets $3
Bever3105: folds
Luckyjimm: folds
Brismith: raises to $3.35 and is all-in
Ric190251: calls $0.35
----- RIVER ----- [Ah 3s 2s Ks][Ac]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Brismith: shows [As 6c Qc Kh] (A Full House, Aces full of Kings)
Ric190251: shows [5c Js Ts 2c] (A Flush, King high)
Brismith collected $14.68 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $15.45 Main pot $14.68 Rake $0.77
Board [Ah 3s 2s Ks Ac]
Seat 1: makrel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Brismith showed [As 6c Qc Kh] and won ($14.68) with A Full House, Aces full of Kings
Seat 3: Ric190251 showed [5c Js Ts 2c] and lost with A Flush, King high
Seat 4: ALLINALL folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Bever3105 folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Dr_Ost (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Luckyjimm (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Sydenham (big blind) folded on the Flop
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:06 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

Move up where they respect your raises jimm, surely this time you are on your way to fame and fortune!
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:09 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

I had a protein shake for lunch
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:40 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

Don't get it.
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

Everything about this thread makes me happy
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Old 09-01-2007, 03:10 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

raise & re-raise every hand pre-flop
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Old 09-01-2007, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

ZOMG you're capable of making routine folds.

Ban this pathetic piece of [censored] already.
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Old 09-01-2007, 03:14 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

you think you got unlucky huh? i bet you move in once you get raised on the flop ...

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Old 09-01-2007, 03:47 PM
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Default Re: Why Omaha Sucks Balls (Caution: $15 pot)

Just funny that a different player has the nuts on every street, and the douchebag who pushes the turn when he has 2-pair to the other guy's flush hits a 4-outer on the river.
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Old 09-01-2007, 04:21 PM
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ggadevg\sdfvaks;jLSA;FDJw/q,ndfl [censored] U OMAHA NOW I HAVE TO LIVE ON PASTA FOR A YEAR


Game #4474212383: Omaha PL ($0.15/$0.25) - 2007/09/01 - 21:20:07 (UK)
Table "WildWest3" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: Jimini3 ($21.33 in chips)
Seat 2: Han1401 ($32.46 in chips)
Seat 3: Luckyjimm ($12.24 in chips)
Seat 4: NoPanties ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 5: PetBot ($15.34 in chips)
Seat 6: Stigtn ($50.70 in chips)
PetBot: posts small blind $0.15
Stigtn: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [2h 4d 5d 6h]
Jimini3: calls $0.25
Han1401: calls $0.25
Luckyjimm: raises to $1
NoPanties: folds
PetBot: raises to $3.75
Stigtn: folds
Jimini3: folds
Han1401: folds
Luckyjimm: calls $2.75
----- FLOP ----- [2d Jd 5s]
PetBot: bets $8.25
Luckyjimm: raises to $8.49 and is all-in
PetBot: calls $0.24
----- TURN ----- [2d Jd 5s][Js]
----- RIVER ----- [2d Jd 5s Js][7c]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Luckyjimm: shows [2h 4d 5d 6h] (Two Pairs, Jacks and Fives, Six high)
PetBot: shows [Ac 8h Ad 7s] (Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks, Seven high)
PetBot collected $23.97 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $25.23 Main pot $23.97 Rake $1.26
Board [2d Jd 5s Js 7c]
Seat 1: Jimini3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Han1401 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Luckyjimm showed [2h 4d 5d 6h] and lost with Two Pairs, Jacks and Fives, Six high
Seat 4: NoPanties (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PetBot (small blind) showed [Ac 8h Ad 7s] and won ($23.97) with Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks, Seven high
Seat 6: Stigtn (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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