how to suck and win at the omahahaha (inc. chat with captdeebo)

SuperSnort · #1 08-28-2007, 12:55 PM

ask to post this by captdeebo as he wanted to show how he sucks and was owned by me and also how expert i am (last hand)

dumweirdie: snort man
dumweirdie: u 2p2?
Snort4eva: yes why?

dumweirdie: i think your ghey

Snort4eva: thx
dumweirdie: i saw ur ghey little post

Snort4eva: thx

dumweirdie: lil ghey

dumweirdie: what was the post about again

dumweirdie: something ghety
Snort4eva: i dont know

dumweirdie: lawl

Snort4eva: why?

Snort4eva: nah you dont own me

Snort4eva shows [7h 4h As Ac] a pair of Aces
mayhem272 mucks
dumweirdie shows [Ts 6s Ah Qd] two pair, Tens and Sixes
dumweirdie wins the pot ($13.60) with two pair, Tens and Sixes

Full Tilt Poker Game #3389638131: Table Morocco (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 11:47:11 ET - 2007/08/28
Seat 1: Stinch ($49.25)
Seat 2: mayhem272 ($23.15)
Seat 3: Maxxed_77 ($50)
Seat 4: dumweirdie ($90.90)
Seat 5: Don Karso ($49.50)
Seat 6: Snort4eva ($39.65)
Don Karso posts the small blind of $0.25
Snort4eva posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Snort4eva [Td Qh 8h Ks]
dumweirdie: i just did
Stinch folds
mayhem272 raises to $1.75
Maxxed_77 folds
dumweirdie raises to $6
Don Karso folds
Snort4eva: you just fished it
Snort4eva calls $5.50
mayhem272 raises to $23.15, and is all in
dumweirdie raises to $75.70
Snort4eva calls $33.65, and is all in
dumweirdie shows [Kc 7d 3c Kd]
Snort4eva shows [Td Qh 8h Ks]
mayhem272 shows [4c Ah Ac 2d]
Uncalled bet of $36.05 returned to dumweirdie
*** FLOP *** [8d 5c 6s]
*** TURN *** [8d 5c 6s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5c 6s Qd] [9h]
dumweirdie shows a pair of Kings
Snort4eva shows two pair, Queens and Eights
Snort4eva wins the side pot ($33) with two pair, Queens and Eights
mayhem272 shows a pair of Aces
Snort4eva wins the main pot ($66.70) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Snort4eva: easy!!!!
mayhem272 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102.70 Main pot $69.70. Side pot $33. | Rake $3
Board: [8d 5c 6s Qd 9h]
Seat 1: Stinch didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: mayhem272 showed [4c Ah Ac 2d] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Maxxed_77 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: dumweirdie (button) showed [Kc 7d 3c Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Don Karso (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Snort4eva (big blind) showed [Td Qh 8h Ks] and won ($99.70) with two pair, Queens and Eights

Snort4eva: i own
Snort4eva: now i post this
dumweirdie: yea there you go
dumweirdie: now u have a story
dumweirdie: post that hand with chat
Snort4eva: will do
dumweirdie: pretty sick suckout there
Snort4eva: i know
Snort4eva: what should the title be
dumweirdie: im a fuukin donkey...heres proof
Snort4eva: me aint gonna put that

dumweirdie: or i call of a buyin in a 3 way pot in plo

Snort4eva: how about
Snort4eva: how to win at the omahahaha

dumweirdie: i dont know man

dumweirdie: your pretty bad
Snort4eva: ill do it later
dumweirdie: at poker
dumweirdie: ill feel like a celeb

Snort4eva: shall i mention ur name

dumweirdie: yes

Snort4eva: whats ur name on 2p2

Snort4eva: oh

Snort4eva: ok

dumweirdie: captdeebo is my name

Snort4eva: oh

Snort4eva: you aint a lurker

dumweirdie: yes i am
Snort4eva: i see a few of your posts

Full Tilt Poker Game #3389804852: Table Morocco (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:18:14 ET - 2007/08/28
Snort4eva: 2 tables a lot cant be bothered to pull out the hand
Seat 1: Valatsuha ($52.65)
Seat 2: Mache112 ($56.10)
Seat 3: potownboy ($50)
Seat 4: dumweirdie ($53.50)
Seat 5: Don Karso ($51.60), is sitting out
Seat 6: Snort4eva ($107.45)
Snort4eva posts the small blind of $0.25
Valatsuha posts the big blind of $0.50
5 seconds left to act
potownboy posts $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Snort4eva [Jd 4c 8c Jh]
Mache112 folds
potownboy checks
dumweirdie calls $0.50
Snort4eva calls $0.25
Valatsuha checks
*** FLOP *** [9c Js Th]
Snort4eva checks
Valatsuha checks
potownboy checks
dumweirdie checks
*** TURN *** [9c Js Th] [9s]
Snort4eva bets $2
Valatsuha folds
potownboy folds
dumweirdie calls $2
*** RIVER *** [9c Js Th 9s] [7h]
Snort4eva has 15 seconds left to act
Snort4eva bets $6
dumweirdie raises to $24
Snort4eva has 15 seconds left to act
Snort4eva: quads??
Snort4eva: nah
Snort4eva calls $18
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dumweirdie shows [4s Ts 6h Tc] a full house, Tens full of Nines
Snort4eva shows [Jd 4c 8c Jh] a full house, Jacks full of Nines
Snort4eva wins the pot ($51.30) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $54 | Rake $2.70
Board: [9c Js Th 9s 7h]
Seat 1: Valatsuha (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Mache112 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: potownboy folded on the Turn
Seat 4: dumweirdie (button) showed [4s Ts 6h Tc] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 5: Don Karso is sitting out
Seat 6: Snort4eva (small blind) showed [Jd 4c 8c Jh] and won ($51.30) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

dumweirdie: goddamn what a fish
dumweirdie: include that hand
Snort4eva: didnt wanna take all ur money
dumweirdie: yea thats it
Snort4eva: your not very nice to me
dumweirdie: im sorry man
dumweirdie: im in a bad mood
dumweirdie: u see how sick ive run